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    Default Ted Cruz likes old puzzay

    he WOULD fall for a Florida woman

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b027c149e2bd37 (SFW)

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h57d6f8f6942ca (NSFW)

    I like how Cory Chase takes issue with the fact that ol' Cruzo liked a pirated video



    so these are the women cuckservatives like.

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    ^^btw on a scale from zero to ironman, just how tranny would you rate her? idk about those eyebrows mang

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    hahahahahhahahahahahha!

    i thought she was trans at first just by looking at the face but she actually aint bad. would bang without hesitation.

    she kinda looks like an older version of Penny Pax when she is wearing her glasses. can someone please tell me how to post pics from the internet? do i have to save them first or what? i always have a problem with this.

    this is a lil unreal and makes me wonder if that article is even real but its funny to say the least. cause if it was a 2:20 second clip... they usually promote those for free all over the place so it aint Mr. Cruz's fault. in other words fuck that skank for saying those things.

    now LT ive NEVER seen that in a porn video where someone went ahead and marked out all the different positions. did you do that yourself?

    i skipped ahead to cowgirl first and not really feeling her booty and she cant really throw ass. then i skipped ahead to "pussy licking" and that dudes 'skills' are lacking. smh.

    will analyze the video more later tonight probably if im bored. haha

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    ^^right click pic on website

    select 'copy url of pic' (don't know what the option is called spefically in English)

    then in your post put this [IMG]urlofpicgoeshere[IMG] but with the last [IMG] put / between [ and IMG



    like so


    100 bucks says these guys would love to DP each other but have a math problem to figure out first. I'm sure Cap America in the middle will find a way in the end #makemuricaDPagain
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    I too fucks with the old hoes. Had this been public knowledge earlier, people would have like the nigga more. Most of America though he was into begging girls to fart in his face while crying and jacking off his marsupial looking dick. That's the vibe his dropping face gives off.

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    heres penny pax with blonde hair and glasses.

    she shoots a lot for Kink.com and has done a few Public Disgrace videos. she seems pretty cool.

    edit: thanks dawg for the ways of posting images on here. i will now be able to add more to the conversations
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    It's pretty lame every time a public figure fucks up on social media, they claim they were hacked. Hackers usually go after large data sets, not individuals.

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    http://www.trendzz.com/wow/reality-k...rship-twitter/

    stumbled upon this. very interesting news today i will say.

    yo LT you never said anything about the labeling of positions in that pornhub vid... is that just a UK thing or did you actually do that for us? if so thanks.

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    Yea if i were a hacker i'd just steal the assholes money. This is the first public exposure that wasn't homosexual or of horrible taste i've seen in like, 20 years, so I respect it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    tldr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo
    yo LT you never said anything about the labeling of positions in that pornhub vid... is that just a UK thing or did you actually do that for us? if so thanks.
    I didn't label the positions. it's more or less standard website practice on pornhub these days I think. I WILL NEED TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Yo View Post
    tldr
    Is 140 characters your limit?

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    ^^^

    lol

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