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    Dating for the first time in your 30’s.

    Having an overbearing “mum”.


    Still being ruled by a Queen.

    Giving most of your money to the “guv’nah” and letting them make choices for you.

    Paying 70 whatever your money is called for a six pack of Fosters.
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    Not having cucks in our society especially 40 year old ones

    Friday afternoon work piss ups

    8 hour work days but only working for 4

    Fully paid sick days at the beach
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    What the hell are piss ups?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
    Not having cucks in our society especially 40 year old ones

    Friday afternoon work piss ups
    cucks do seem prevalent in the states here.

    now what is a "friday afternoon work piss ups"

    may start using this term depending on the meaning, as i have already incorporated 'wristie' into my everyday conversations.

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    Yea you do give good writsties

    #WEINSTEIN'D !!!

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    Mega lolz @ wristies.

    Piss up is just getting pissed. Like a piss up is a group of people getting drunk.


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    Piss up = a gathering of people drinking alcohol.

    friday afternoon work piss up is when your boss declares that’s enough work for the day let’s sink some piss (alcohol)

    Mister Yo when she sucks your cock it’s headies; when she sucks your mates cocks too she’s a lowey and when ironMan tries to save her from being a human fleshlight he’s a lowey protector
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    How do you say "flex the white gold tarantula"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post

    friday afternoon work piss up is when your boss declares that’s enough work for the day let’s sink some piss (alcohol)
    Oh yea I have that. we installed a restaurant quality kegerator + tap in our office kitchen area. Beer so cold Mister Yo would give me a double wristy for a glass.

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    I don’t know how we would articulate showing off tarantula jewellery but you’d probably rightfully be called a Sheila for wearing such crap and for instance Dooch’s “woman’s” cunt is as dry as a dead dingo’s donger
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    Border Security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rame View Post
    Border Security.
    And relentless at that

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    haven't used piss up since i was around 15. common quote here is 'couldnt organise a piss up at a brewery.'

    dooch would be one of them dudes you would say it to.

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    Over here, in THIS country, we would refer to you as a deadbeat dad. Lol.

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    your terminology is off, laughing)LOLing) at your own lack of understanding of english terminology. surely you have some mental issues.. what are you 12? or are you getting jacked up on electro magnetic waves, when you press enter? and think.. oh that was a smart ass comment by me,, not realising you dont even understand the words your using?

    a dead beat dad is, someone who gets high, instead of looking after his kids ( i hardly ever drink i dont smoke bud or get intoxicated, )
    someone who doesnt support their kids financially, (which i do, i give over 300 pound a month to the foster parents)
    i dont even have a court order to do so, i dont even need to pay it, and i do., plus i send them letters/gifts, clothes/toys..

    Deadbeat parent is a pejorative term referring to parents of any gender who do not fulfill their parental responsibilities, especially when they evade court-ordered child support obligations or custody arrangements.
    Deadbeat parent is a pejorative term[1] referring to parents of any gender who do not fulfill their parental responsibilities, especially when they evade court-ordered child support obligations or custody arrangements. The gender-specific deadbeat dad and deadbeat mom are commonly used to refer to men and women who have fathered or mothered a child and intentionally fail to pay child support ordered by a family law court or statutory agency such as the Child Support Agency.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadbeat_parent


    brush up on your ENGLISH TERMINOLOGY.

    atleast if your pathetic self is going to come at me, come with some sense of reality, you make up more bullshit than my ex, least she has mental issues to excuse her.. what do you have? hatred of a paki from england? TROLOLO are you really that insecure?

    you need to Diversify your english skills Douchie.
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