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    Default Dumbest rap aliases ever

    No matter whether they're good or bad rappers

    Let me set this off with the colossal fail that is :

    Bang Em Smurf & Domination

    No wonder you get thrown under the bus with names like those.

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    Domination is a good rap name but Bang 'Em Smurf sucks. I remember thinking Handsome Boy Modeling School was a dumb rap name. First time I saw it, I thought the Wherehouse employee put it in the wrong section, then I picked it up and looked at it and saw that it was a Prince Paul side project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Daniel Davis View Post
    Domination is a good rap name but Bang 'Em Smurf sucks. I remember thinking Handsome Boy Modeling School was a dumb rap name. First time I saw it, I thought the Wherehouse employee put it in the wrong section, then I picked it up and looked at it and saw that it was a Prince Paul side project.
    haha yeah that's Prince Paul for you.. it's definitely one of the weirdest names of all time but at the same time when you combine it with the album art and the concept and everything it's pretty damn hilarious. his latest group is called something like Niggaz on Ice lol.




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    Nicki Minaj aka Roman Zolanski

    Ugh, guessing she won't be using that so much now her brother was convicting for raping a kid.

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    There is a new rapper called Xan Frank lol

    i would like to read his diaries

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    admiral crumple young thug scru faces jean

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    Post Malone got his name on a internet rap name generator, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post
    Post Malone got his name on a internet rap name generator, lol.
    anything with lil' in it though is wack yo

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    ^^

    as did Childish Gambino.. lame.

    Young Thug is kinda cool, kinda surprising that no one before him has used that name though. Thugger!!

    interesting topic, i will come back to this when i think of some.

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    Anything that’s mafia or prominent ‘gangster/terrorist figure’ is dumb
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    i was going to say Raja Kumari..

    only cos its a guys name.. and the person rapping is female.. lol shes the girl in this track.. she raps in english





    her style and persona is very nikki minaj-esque.

    shes wrote a lot of bars for Gwen Stefani.. i hate her bars on her own tracks.. but when she raps with indian artists she kills it.

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    #1 will forever be Shorty Shit Stain

    also any alias that begins with Lil or Young


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    ^as he said, lil, young

    Baby, Mister Yo, lil Xan, Mr. Excitement, Rick Ross, any mafia based name, Jada Kiss, Charlamagne the God, Chingy (or worst, Chingaling), Bun B, 50 Cent, Young Jeezy's old ass

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    Naughty by Nature is also a very stupid name

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    you could randomly pick pretty much any new rapper - what about most retarded looking?





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