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    Default Dumbest rap aliases ever

    No matter whether they're good or bad rappers

    Let me set this off with the colossal fail that is :

    Bang Em Smurf & Domination

    No wonder you get thrown under the bus with names like those.

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    Domination is a good rap name but Bang 'Em Smurf sucks. I remember thinking Handsome Boy Modeling School was a dumb rap name. First time I saw it, I thought the Wherehouse employee put it in the wrong section, then I picked it up and looked at it and saw that it was a Prince Paul side project.

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    Nicki Minaj aka Roman Zolanski

    Ugh, guessing she won't be using that so much now her brother was convicting for raping a kid.

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    There is a new rapper called Xan Frank lol

    i would like to read his diaries

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    admiral crumple young thug scru faces jean

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    Post Malone got his name on a internet rap name generator, lol.

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    ^^

    as did Childish Gambino.. lame.

    Young Thug is kinda cool, kinda surprising that no one before him has used that name though. Thugger!!

    interesting topic, i will come back to this when i think of some.

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    Anything that’s mafia or prominent ‘gangster/terrorist figure’ is dumb
    Posts by The Hound are signed TH.

    Quoting ≠ Agreement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Daniel Davis View Post
    Domination is a good rap name but Bang 'Em Smurf sucks. I remember thinking Handsome Boy Modeling School was a dumb rap name. First time I saw it, I thought the Wherehouse employee put it in the wrong section, then I picked it up and looked at it and saw that it was a Prince Paul side project.
    haha yeah that's Prince Paul for you.. it's definitely one of the weirdest names of all time but at the same time when you combine it with the album art and the concept and everything it's pretty damn hilarious. his latest group is called something like Niggaz on Ice lol.




    Shorty Shit Stain goes a long way of being the worst of all time



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    i was going to say Raja Kumari..

    only cos its a guys name.. and the person rapping is female.. lol shes the girl in this track.. she raps in english





    her style and persona is very nikki minaj-esque.

    shes wrote a lot of bars for Gwen Stefani.. i hate her bars on her own tracks.. but when she raps with indian artists she kills it.



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    #1 will forever be Shorty Shit Stain

    also any alias that begins with Lil or Young


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    ^as he said, lil, young

    Baby, Mister Yo, lil Xan, Mr. Excitement, Rick Ross, any mafia based name, Jada Kiss, Charlamagne the God, Chingy (or worst, Chingaling), Bun B, 50 Cent, Young Jeezy's old ass

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    Naughty by Nature is also a very stupid name

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    you could randomly pick pretty much any new rapper - what about most retarded looking?





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    I have a very strong feeling that these ppls visibility isn't accidental. The palehorse in me doesn't see where it adds up. Not that they're wack (and they are), but they literally don't sell records, consistently flop even when streams are factored and have tiny, underground artist sized shows at the peak of their 'fame'. They most definitely can't do anything overseas. Then there's the fact that there's no record of any of their rise in an organic way. You would think there would be years of back videos being that Youtube has been a thing for half of these guys lives, but nothing. Just a debut that's all over the place.

    I personally think pharma is paying decision makers at labels to put these guys forward. Nothing new, Tobacco funded Lucille Ball's life, and designer brands became billion dollar entities once rappers started talking about them (mid-late 90s). I don't think they're paying the whole label, but one or two button pushers getting some type of outside advance, being told who to sign.

    I don't think the rappers are 'in on it' but they definitely target the stupidest bastard alive, then relay to the label to put them on. Then hip hop media, being stupid, feeds into it and does 2000 stories on the individual ruining hip hop which makes them more famous. It's weird that one after another, artist with on market value get this huge push, flop, get dropped then replaced by one that looks exactly like them and raps about the same specific ass pills.

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