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    I can be cucked for a price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    LMFAO, aren't you retarded? lol hahaha, aint one of you nigga got sickle cell? lol
    Yeah I have a very low IQ. I've been tested a few times and it's a lot lower than the average of my country. If I were to move to Nigeria however, I would be perfectly average.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Lmfao no you would haha fuck outta here


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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    Yeah I have a very low IQ. I've been tested a few times and it's a lot lower than the average of my country. If I were to move to Nigeria however, I would be perfectly average.
    Cheers my retardo friendo


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    Lolz, awesome story, Jasper. Hats off, playa.


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    Suck this drunk alcohol dick.

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    Also @ Jasper, can u post a topless pic of urself, or else pm me one?


    Check for my latest one man band hip hop songs here...

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    Just google Dmitry Klokov to get an idea
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    cuck news network, killing the stable family unit has been a top priority for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Itís just a way for latent homosexuals to get out of fucking their wives.
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    Bong

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    tragic tragic how the world has created the simp mangina

    but then again, its a win for the alpha

    see? you got laid outta the equation

    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    I'd expect something like this from The Onion. But this is real.

    Semi related story...

    I've been been trying to get a friend of mine to join the gym. He's one of those nice guys. Total beta nerd. I wanted him to become more alpha and look less of a bitch. Also because I kind of felt uncomfortable around him, me being a big and muscular guy and him looking like my bottom boyfriend. Plus I was kind of curious what I could turn him into with my knowledge of bodybuilding and weightlifting.

    His wife had also been hinting she'd like it. She would often comment on my physique and feeling me up telling how it would be nice if her husband could shape up a little. This shit happening with him standing in the same room.

    I suggested it would benefit the both of them. Told my friends wife she could do with some squatting herself. Didn't want to cuck my friend right there. Eventhough I've been restraining myself for some time, knowing I could fuck my friends wife. But I guess I'm somewhat of a nice guy too. Somewhat.

    His wife was interested in training with me or rather having an excuse to spend time with me in a physical way. My friend kept making excuses not to exercise. "My hernia is playing up, but I'll join when it gets better" or "I don't have time to exercise" and all kinds of beta bullshit excuses.

    So, I'm going with my friends wife to the gym twice a week. She wants a 'J Lo butt'. Yeah, I know lol. I'm helping her squat, do hip thrusts and all those girly exercises. This goes on for almost two months. She's getting pretty fit, getting nice and juicy. Going from stick to thicc.

    It's getting harder and harder to control myself and she's not making it easy because she keeps flirting with me. I flirt back in a jokingly manner, but I can tell she's being serious.
    At some point during a training session she says: "You know, my husband hasn't fucked me in 3 weeks. He hasn't even commented on my body. I mean, you notice right. You notice I'm looking better than ever. Right?"

    She obviously was in dire need of some dick. And I'm thinking, why would my friend not fuck his wife for 3 weeks. Is he thinking I'm fucking his wife? Is that why he won't touch her?
    I couldn't think of a diplomatic response, so I just straight up told her I would. Fuck her.
    Now the situation is all messed up and she says: "Oh he would like that." Me: "Whhhat?"
    "Oh you know, he looks up to you and yeah it's kind of weird, but he has this fantasy... he wants to watch you fuck me".

    I couldn't believe this shit. My friend is a cuck. A fucking cuck. No friend of mine is a cuck. To cut the story short, I had sex with my friends wife, just once. Then I broke all ties with the both of them. It was awkward as hell, but I had to do it.

    Real story, no bs. Also [/blog]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    You did the right thing. Heís probably bisexual and wanted to see your cock.

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