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Thread: I bet if I moved into Dooch's cul-de-sac

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    Default I bet if I moved into Dooch's cul-de-sac

    It would go down like this:


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    Are you Murph? Maybe just bring over some Percocet, I’ll supply the booze and order a ‘Za and 24 wingy’s.

    Hope you enjoy an old fashioned or just some ice cold bud.
    Last edited by Dooch; 02-07-2018 at 06:01 AM.

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    Tooch has a house on a busy road

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    Nope. Touch lives on a nice quiet street with quiet neighbors.

    Just planted some pink azalea last spring. Can’t wait to see the bloom this year.

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    overground electrical cables?

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    You mad, bruh?


    Don’t worry you’ll get there. Once you get out of this liberal hipster phase and As long as she doesn’t divorce you.
    Last edited by Dooch; 02-07-2018 at 08:37 AM.

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    uh-oh, hit a soff spot.

    overground cables aren't that bad

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    You did. I really wanted a green box in my yard and that other phallic gray cylinder.

    But they run through the backyards of the burbs.

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    no they don't lol
    you should get a refund

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    Lol yea they do. How would you know?

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    If The Hound moved in the average IQ would triple and the sexual activity would intensify
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    And I get ion some of that trust fund money. Basement is finished, got a bar down there. How’s 750 a month?

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    The Hound is out of your price range you can’t afford to pay him to live with you. Try Keith Witcher if your wife needs dick he’s in your financial bracket.
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    All you have to do is eat her puss while she deep throats me.

    Cuz you know me, I can’t be bothered with that.

    750 a month.

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