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    Quote Originally Posted by 002
    sit upside down so that the blood will go into ya head... the hardon will dissapear in about 15 sec........... haha
    that will take too long, I think he already takes a piss doing a hand stand.



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    LOL....oh man....ya'll r a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    yo word as bond i found out that if you piss before you sleep you don't wake up with your 207th bone pokin your pelvis. but yea usually i wake up with a stiffy.
    http://images.meez.com/user07/3/9/3/0/8/3/9/3930839_bodyshot_175x233.gif

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    just pee in the shower

    problem solved


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    umm.... maybe ur having wet dreams?? lmao jus buggin out


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    Whats pissing in the shower gunna do? I got it!!! I just sniffed a bunch of cocaine and now im limp as a cheese string. Problem solved...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stak84
    just pee in the shower

    problem solved
    What the hell..........I hope nobody has to go in ur shower after u......LOL



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    yeah im just playin, i used
    to do that shit when i was
    a little kid thought it was
    the funniest thing ever


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwiffersniffer
    Whats pissing in the shower gunna do? I got it!!! I just sniffed a bunch of cocaine and now im limp as a cheese string. Problem solved...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stak84
    yeah im just playin, i used
    to do that shit when i was
    a little kid thought it was
    the funniest thing ever
    LOL....oh ok.....I was a bit concerned for others but u have eased my mind......LOl



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    sont front like u never peed in
    the shower lol


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stak84
    sont front like u never peed in
    the shower lol
    LOL.......I never did....I'm angel, u didn't know that......LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwiffersniffer
    Whats pissing in the shower gunna do? I got it!!! I just sniffed a bunch of cocaine and now im limp as a cheese string. Problem solved...
    LMFAO! limp as a cheese string! AAAAAHAHAHAA! thats genius LOL!

    i lack that part of me thats supposed to give a fuck
    im so fuckin ballin' i walk around with L1NK's muma on ma dick muh'fucka

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    Another thing about Morning wood, why is it that you last a lot longer during morning sessions?

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    those ones are the best, i
    feel like I could break some
    bricks with that shit


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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