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    yo muma so fat when she wear high heels she strikes oil (dunno if thats been said already?)

    i lack that part of me thats supposed to give a fuck
    im so fuckin ballin' i walk around with L1NK's muma on ma dick muh'fucka

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    yo muma so fat, it wasnt the ICE BERG that sunk the titanic, it was her NICE TURD that sunk the titanic (ho ho! thats so wack.....im runnin outta ideas)

    i lack that part of me thats supposed to give a fuck
    im so fuckin ballin' i walk around with L1NK's muma on ma dick muh'fucka

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    yo momma such a stank hoe hitting her is called the port-a- potty

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    yo momma is so depressed when I told her she won the lottery she killed herself.

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    yo muma such a hoe she raised her kids in the strip joint

    i lack that part of me thats supposed to give a fuck
    im so fuckin ballin' i walk around with L1NK's muma on ma dick muh'fucka

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    yo momma so trashy, I called her a white girl so she sold her house and moved into a trailer.

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    Yo momma so black when I said the words - food stamps - she formed a line in front of my house.

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    Yo momma so dumb I said George Bush so she spread her legs and rubbed some fried chicken on her coochie
    Last edited by Aqua Luna; 04-01-2006 at 07:06 PM.

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    Yo momma so retarded when I said 'get on the bus' she waited for the short yellow one

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    Yo momma so dumb when I said Spike Lee she grabbed a Ice pick and shredded her jeans.

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    Yo daddy so nasty when he heard the rooster say cock a do da doo he waited till you had to shit and stuck his dick up yo ass.

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    ok^^^ that was stupid, but I don't see ya coming up wit nothin - haha

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    we knew yo momma was bad when she started sucking dick for white blood cells to fight aids

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    yo momma's so dumb she held up a sperm bank.
    ]browndogg*]

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    hahah&^


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