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    yo moms eats hot boo boo sandwiches for thanksgiving


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    SUNNY,...Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
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    SUNNY'S mom's like a bowling ball. She get's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
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    SUNNY'S momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, lets go bury it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
    SUNNY'S mom's like a bowling ball. She get's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
    HAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA

    Best momma joke ever.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    SUNNY'S momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street. i asked her what she was doin and she said movin
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    SUNNY'S mommas so fat last she saw 90210 was on a scale.


    SUNNY'S mommas so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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    Yo momma's glasses so big that when she looks at a map she sees people wavin at her!


    still standin tall

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    Word Up Newbie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
    SUNNY'S mommas so fat last she saw 90210 was on a scale.


    SUNNY'S mommas so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
    whahahaha lmao...


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    Yo Mama So...............FAT, when she goes to KFC and they ask her "what size bucket?" she replies;

    "The one on the roof."
    Bushido is realised in the presence of death.
    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stak84 View Post
    yo moms eats hot boo boo sandwiches for thanksgiving
    ahahahahahahaahaalol

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    Yo mama so...friendly, that whenever I go to your house she offers me freshly baked blueberry muffins.

    Yo mama so...nice, that whenever I go to your house and you're not around, she offers me coffee and sits down in pleasant and amiable conversation with me.

    Yo mama so...pretty, that when she kissed me on the cheek on my birthday, I felt warmth and joy in my heart.

    Yo mama so...generous, that when she saw how much I loved the cardigan she knitted for you, she knitted one for me too.

    Yo mama so...funny, that when we sit and watch Full House together, she always has me in stitches with her Joey impersonations.

    Yo mama so...smart, that she was able to make me understand the true nature of love and friendship within the space of 5 minutes.

    Yo mama so...helpful, that she gave up her own time to create exercises for me in order to boost my confidence and self esteem.


    THE LORD noel411 HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT!!! Czech it out here...

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    Suck this drunk alcohol dick.

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    why

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