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    yo momma is like a hardware store... 10 a screw.

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    Salaam, noel...

    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Yo mama so...friendly, that whenever I go to your house she offers me freshly baked blueberry muffins.

    Yo mama so...nice, that whenever I go to your house and you're not around, she offers me coffee and sits down in pleasant and amiable conversation with me.

    Yo mama so...pretty, that when she kissed me on the cheek on my birthday, I felt warmth and joy in my heart.

    Yo mama so...generous, that when she saw how much I loved the cardigan she knitted for you, she knitted one for me too.

    Yo mama so...funny, that when we sit and watch Full House together, she always has me in stitches with her Joey impersonations.

    Yo mama so...smart, that she was able to make me understand the true nature of love and friendship within the space of 5 minutes.

    Yo mama so...helpful, that she gave up her own time to create exercises for me in order to boost my confidence and self esteem.
    You have NO IDEA how profound an effect this post had on the thread...lol...it's like "sssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!!"... slammin the brakes on it....lol

    So odd how quickly we can join in on DISRESPECTING "Mama"...but don't know how to respond to showin LOVE to "Mama".

    I really appreciated this one...lol...

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    No problem. Just doing my part to spread the positive vibes emanating from within my being.


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    ya momma so
    small,
    black,
    and stinky...
    whenever she go to the beach, cats follow her around tryna bury her in the sand

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    ^^LOLL!












    skampoes left tittie is so fat it uses niagara falls as a shower to clean the nipple
    Last edited by DrunkenMasta303; 03-30-2009 at 08:56 AM. Reason: elhamdella haram

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    ya momma so fat, she got her own zip code

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    Ya mamma's like a shotgun. Give her a cock and she'll blow.

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    ya momma went waterskiing
    and got ate by a shark






































    i guess that make her a





























    topwater jig



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    yo moms is sittin here smellin my balls right now

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    Your mother is so overweight, her physician says that she should stop eating my cock.
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    nigga u look like yo momma

    THE REAL PCP

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    I do! thats where i get my good looks!
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    ya mammy is so greedy when she goes to McDs they ask her what she DOESN'T want.

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    i spit my drink in ya mommas face and she thanked me, because her moustache was on fire

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    yo moms smells like the worst belly button odor

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