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    yo mama's lips so big she gives tornado jobs.
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
    Still Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuk Wit

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    yo mammas a 500 pound walking twinkie with blood in the middle

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    your moms is so stank when she tries to get dressed her pants run away

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    yo mama's so stupid she flunked breathing
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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    Yo momma so dark the police shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights
    Still Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuk Wit

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    yo mama so ugly she gave a guy head and he thought he was getting anal.
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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    Yo momma so short she poses for trophies
    Still Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuk Wit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looney Tunes
    2006.
    and its still fun!

    yo mama's so broke she put an extra value meal on layaway.
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wadeDyNaMiTe
    yo mama so ugly she gave a guy head and he thought he was getting anal.


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    yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection punches her in the nose

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    yo momma so fat she make a king size matress look like a baby pillow

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakk
    "Your mom was an extra on the simpsons and shit."

    Pharcyde
    your mama's so fat she just glides across the floor" or soemshit.

    your mama,yo mama, yo mama....

    22 burritos when times got ruff,...i seen her in the back a taco bell wit handcuffs

    pharcyde's the shizzle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looney Tunes
    Nothing wrong with my mama, I would shame myself if I was yours.
    whatever...you. i wasnt refering to your mother.

    participate or evacuate.
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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    yo momma so skinny she can hang glide a dorito
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