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    Default Wu-A-Scenes

    Yes it is finally made for those that know of this. It was destined to happen sometime so here it is.
    Basically this is my rip of of roc-a-scenes but instead of members of a dead lable (its dead man, just let it die) I decided to use the wu-tang clan.
    Oh and if you didnt know about roc-a-scenes its basically a bunch of stories involved with members of roc-a-fella in funny situations. (i.e. jay-z getting head from nass girlfriend while nas walks in etc.)
    so with out further ado wu-a-scenes.

    rza at the LA film festival:
    *a packed audience full of old white people is in a movie theater when suddenly rza gets out of his dressing room and starts to talk*
    Rza: dololo, yeah are you ready for some movies?!
    crowd: ...
    Rza: what, dololo, you dont want to see some movies?
    *the crowd continues to stare at Rza when suddenly tim burton stands up*
    burton: why do you keep making computer noises?
    Rza: dololo, what do you mean? dololo
    burton: you just went again!
    Rza: I, dololo, have, dololo, no, dololo, idea what your, dololo, talking about.
    burton: you just made the noises like four
    Rza: dololo
    burton: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!
    Rza: hey security this edward scissor hands looking guy is going out of controle. dololo.
    burton: OUT OF CONTROL, YOU KEEP MAKING COMPUTER SOUNDS!
    *security comes and starts dragging tim burton out of theater*
    burton: why do apes always kick me out?
    *security then beats the living shit out of burton*
    Rza: yeah now that that racist goth is gone lets get on with our first movie entitled, lone star drag queen.
    *a movie plays with a cowboy turned drag queen tries to date a red headed transvestite*
    Rza: *watching movie* man this shit is horrible, how the hell could a man stand ducktape like that?!
    *the movie finishes with all the white people clapping*
    drew berrymore: That was so... beautiful *cries*
    Rza: ok aparently you guys thought that movie was better than I did. Our next movie up is called: sweet sweet backs independent song.
    *the movie plays where yet again chris gore ruins a perfectly good movie with his mediocre writing*
    Rza: *after movie is done*MAN WHOEVER THE FUCK MADE THAT MOVIE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK, dololo, OUT OF HERE!
    *chris gore then gets crushed with a million film cases*

    *to be continued*

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    Default Re: Wu-A-Scenes

    haha, i loved the part where tim burton get's totally mad at the RZA for making those 'computernoises', that was funny haha

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    hahaha fukin crazy

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    eehhhh pretty dumb

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