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Thread: The OFFICIAL "WHY" THREAD.....................

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    Default The OFFICIAL "WHY" THREAD.....................

    This is all those questions that pop in your head when you are by yourself ....
    LIke...............................
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
    with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about
    the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVOURITE......

    The statistics on sanity are
    that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.




    Greatness Is Before You As I Am The One; AKA "Ill Gates"

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    Why if their smart kids, then why don't they make themselves popular?????

    Greatness Is Before You As I Am The One; AKA "Ill Gates"

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    Why does stak84 cock consist of one fold?

    Why does Roast beef resemble jaspers lips?

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    Why is there a Saturn Return?

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    Why ask Why?

    Make up your own answers

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    why does it feel so good to face fuck hoes?

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    Why do all the ugly bitches look better after a couple of pints and the beautiful ones just seem to never stop talking?

    Why do people say "Sorry" when they want someone to move out of their way when they really want to say "move out tha fucin way"?

    Why dont chicks shave regularly?

    Why do people squeeze the toothpaste from the middle?!

    more later


    still standin tall

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    Why do you have to wash your hair first when taking a bath?

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    Why The Hell Would I Answer Any Of The Questions In This Thread?
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    why in teh hell does ben post pics of girls whom he
    could be the fathers of


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    Why do jobs pay more for the less shit you do?

    Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways?

    Why do they call it rush hour when your ass is movin at 3 mph?

    Why do poor, broke trailer trash motherfuckas vote for Bush?

    How is anybody gay when women are so fuckin beautiful?

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    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    ]browndogg*]

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    Why do you repeat what someone else just said?

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    why would you go through the trouble of buying tight
    ass fitters when you could just walk around naked
    with your johnson in full view so womins could see
    what your workin with


    "Ford, Chev, whateva you got//
    don't mean shit if the shit ain't hot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka Than Aidz
    Why The Hell Would I Answer Any Of The Questions In This Thread?
    WHo will answer these questions?

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