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    Smile **PAY-PER-VIEW -- Classic WINS!!!!-- V.S. -- Slippy -- Tha Final Bout**

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    After this, just shut the fuck up.
    3-0 K.O. First to five.
    Unlimited lines/bars.
    Feed if you want.

    Two rounds you've been "burnt", I know I've HEATED-THIS-KID.
    Best move you can MAKE now is STRAIGHT DELETIN'-YOUR-SHIT.
    I'll leave this BITCH-BITTER, everyone knows Classic comes QUICKER.
    And don't worry about "hate votes", because everybody KNOWS that I'm SICKER.
    Positive SCORING your MISSION? Classic TORE Slippy for HIS-DISSIN'.
    All Slippy does is BITCH and COMPLAIN, BigBen should make a FORUM-FOR-HIS-BITCHIN'.
    I've said it before Slippy, I continue to MAKE-YOU-MELT. Can't beat me alone, go SEEK-SOME-HELP.
    And now everyone knows you RIDE dick, you SIGN ON-LINE with a SEAT-BELT.
    Your just DROPPING-SHIT-GAY, STOP-POPPIN'-SHIT, just go the OPPOSITE-WAY.
    The only chance this dude has BEATIN' ME WOULD BE on OPPOSITE-DAY.
    My "quotes" on you NEVER-SHATTER, you'll never be a BETTER-RAPPER.
    You're always REJECTED, this outcome is EXPECTED, so voting doesn't even MATTER.
    Whether or not you LIKE-IT, In battles I WRITE-IT to BRUISE.
    FIGHT IT TO CRUISE, responded to my third challenge, why you so EXCITED-TO-LOSE?
    I PERFECTED-THE-PEN, never NEGLECTED, cause I always get RESPECTED-WITHIN.
    And since "time" is of the ESSENCE, I ain't gotta spit "seconds" to WIN.
    I'm never BLINKING, can't REST-AN-EYE, you type to CONFESS-AND-TESTIFY.
    Posted ALL OVER the battlefield, but who the fuck you RESPECTED-BY?
    You can EXPECT-TO-DIE, never APPROACH-ME, I "watch" opponent's CLOSELY.
    With a gaze or a GLARE, if I was a "drink" in the AIR, you still couldn't TOAST-ME!
    No MORE back and FOURTH with Slippy, leave him in the DIRT, MURDERED for a THIRD-SPIT.
    Look at his signature, we can tell his autograph ain't WORTH-SHIT.
    You'll get WHIRLED, TWIRLED, HURLED, I always get my shit DONE.
    So DISS-ME-PROPER CINDY LAUPER, "This girl just wants to have FUN!"
    Track the buttons I'm PRESSING it's IMPRESSIVE you're s'pose TO SEE.
    I could of not even RESPONDED, and people still would VOTE-FOR-ME.
    In battles, Slippy SCREAMS OR CRIES, what dat mean? I've SEEN-IN-BETWEEN YOUR LIES!
    And my girl's not a LESBO, so this PUSSY will never get BETWEEN-HER-THIGHS.
    FORGET-IT. When it's my TURN-TO-SPIT, respect you can't EARN-A-BIT.
    Cause your acting like you RIDE, but not even old enough for a PERMIT.
    I'm waiting so MOVE-ME, my skills go UNDEBATED, you UNDERRATED? Then PROVE-ME.
    You're barely pushin' PG-13, Slippy can't even get into an RATED-R MOVIE!
    You never IMPRESSED me AT-ALL, so even when you TEST-ME, doesn't make LESS-OF-ME AT-ALL.
    And you're comebacks are weak, so the benefit of you going 2nd, doesn't STRESS-ME-AT-ALL.
    My punchlines are SPINNING, "THOU SHALT NOT KILL", HOLY SHIT I'M SINNING.
    Please post THIS SHIT in the general chat, still think you'll need a SECOND-OPINON for WINNING?
    Lets tally the SCORE-CARDS, you haven't beaten me yet, I left you with WAR-SCARS.
    How can you last this long WIT-ME, when PEEPS say you got K.O.'d in MY-FIVE-BARS..
    I'm always the FIRST-TO-SPIT, beatin' you easy, I've only DISPERSED-A-BIT.
    But even "pidgeons" fly over this "pimp", cause they know he ain't WORTH-A-SHIT.
    I'll RATTLE-YOU, posted our battle in tha general chat, now who you gon TATTLE-TO?
    Disadvantage I'm spittin' first, but advantage is that I BATTLE-YOU.
    You'll only "sink" to the DEPTH-OF-ME, after this battle, even' you'll give "REP"-TO-ME.
    Even with a STAIRMASTER in this thread, you still couldn't STEP-TO-ME.
    Last edited by Classic; 05-30-2006 at 04:56 PM. Reason: Hyperlinked a personal.
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    eaten alive

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    what was that like almost 50 bars?, not the best Classic shit that I read but still killin' it, Slippy needs to really come hard if he wants to even get a vote, I don't know why y'all keep battling for, Classic's always tearing this dude apart!

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    Slippy please show up.

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    FIRE!!!!
    that verse was crazy
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
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    LMAO. Slippy could AT LEAST check in to say he saw this and is postin' back.
    If he doesn't show up tomorrow, this is a "no-show".
    Classic - "Disciple of Ares"

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    I'm here fucker, some of us got lives outside wu-corp you fucking geek.

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    slip, i dunno if u can come back dawg

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    what? who the fuck is this? Classic you making up alter ego's to help dick ride yourself now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy The Pimp
    what? who the fuck is this? Classic you making up alter ego's to help dick ride yourself now?
    LMAO. Still comin' with nothin' but childish disses.
    Spit a verse, or shut the fuck up.
    All I got to say.
    Classic - "Disciple of Ares"

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    stay tuned

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    We're still waiting.
    Classic - "Disciple of Ares"

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    Classic what's really going on dawg? that verse was just to confess to me/
    the only reason you keep coming back here is becuase your obessed with me/
    so impressed with me-you research my posts then boast how slippy drops whack shit/
    but how you gonna challange me for a third battle and still claim I get my ass kicked?/
    see homey I battle anyone and still I got rhymes to speek-
    ask vernakular, spoken and the dishonorable don- who did you battle within the last week?
    really though it ain't no thang for me to pimp slap a silly hoe/
    or another hilly billy from mount olympus yo/
    What the dilly yo, you stay up all night just to bust a rhyme?/
    I'll shit on you, piss on you, and leave you in a musty grime/
    Trust i'm fine- I only talk shit to make you upset/
    then I laugh when I read your posts- kid this only the net/
    get your facts straight the pimp don't hate he only shits on bitches/
    Claim my punches don't hit but then you count your stitches/
    which is funny to me how you gonna hyper link the second opinion/
    when the votes were 9 to 2 proves who's really winnin'/
    ok I lied, let's subtract your vote and mine/
    that leaves it 9 to 0 you still feeling fine?/
    I'll leave this bitch in slime and I ain't even comming a wee hard/
    why you always putting your rhymes in caps? the voters aren't retards/
    see kid there's a lot of shit I can say but I choose not/
    but you seem to try and cover every angle like your good at licking cock/
    It's all right though I'll cease with gay stuff/
    how you gonna claim your from Mount olympus when Broke backs on the way buff/
    ok I'm sorry- I forced that line/
    but hey why should I apologize- you do it all the time/
    it's all good though I ain't even trying to win/
    I just wanted to knock a few more teeth from shit eating grin/
    and expose your ego a little more/
    I might be concieted- but you the one that get's fucked like a whore........

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    wow...sorry, but classic fucking raped you on this one

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