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    aight whut up fellas...why yall aint postin some funny shit that happned to ya ?? a month back..a year..dosent matter...just some funny shit...yall went trough...i wanna post a crazy story on here to get it started...its 100% true...u might not belive it but here yall go

    i used to jack off alot on porns

    i was bustin balls all over my pc sometimes when i was really horny...one day my moms was hittin the room just when i was ready to shoot....damn...she looked in my face...my face was dead...then i could not hold it back anymore..i blew like a whole clip of nuts around and i hit her on her on the jeans...lol...true story...from then on...i always used to lock my room when i was bustin shots...it never happend again...i never got catched but roflmao my moms used to look at me strange for more than a month...she wasnt sirious bout the situation cause she is mastrobating every night too and she knows that i know whats goin on in her room when the lights go out .... but the bitch been makin jokes about me, my face and my dick till now...i mean i cant even get a girl in here anymore cause my moms would try to tell her that iam rip the jacker or some shit like that...i used to have a girl with me...i knew her since my childhood...i dreamed about sleepin with her since i had my first hair down there....but whatever as soon as i left her alone cause i had to flip a big brown shit on the toilet...my moms catched her and told my bitch bout how i used to shoot while watchin all these crazy porn stuff...lol she even added shit that never happend..like i screamed like a bitch while i shot 5 times all through the room...one day my father i came home...he always came home late....when he was coming...cause most time of a week...he was away..i dont know where but moms used to think he was doing over work...well he came home, looked in my face and slapped me....by then i didnt understand what was goin in but aftter gettin hit like 10 times he stopped kickin me cause i already rolled down our strairs...but my pops said i would have put shame on him and u know what he did ?? he fuckin told the story my whole neiborhood...and they told the story their friends....at the end of the day..i cant go trough my town anymore without gettin joked on every corner

    thats why i wanna tell yall : dont watch porn and aeck off ...if u cant do without that...u must lock the doors and all that..that shit can cost your soul

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    oh......my........god..........

    why would you ever tell us this? This is worse tthan Intellekt posting his pictures...you done fam. Oh and Wu>>Outkast, and I'm a big fan of both.

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    sad really. I aint never done something that bad.

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    pussyteeth just moved up a level in my book which brings him to level 1


    "...when i was 12, i went to hell for snuffin Jesus" -GOD's SON

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    i pissed in shadow ray's mouth and took a fat shit on his mothers tits
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    I came in my girlfriend's brothers computer chair after I got dome and then wiped it and watch him sit on it.

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    a girl fell asleep with my dick in her mouth which is nothing compared to jizzing on your mother


    "...when i was 12, i went to hell for snuffin Jesus" -GOD's SON

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    i pissed while i was inside a chick, but not too much, so she though i came. It was priceless, she was screaming n shit.

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    hahahahahahaha retard-with-teeth is classic

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    another one

    when i was young..i think i was around 8 ... i used to have a lil girlfriend...we was really cool with eachohter...u know and one day we ended up tryin to fuck...i mean it didnt work..my dick was to small..i mean i dont know..can a lil boi even have an orgasmn ?? but whateva...i ued to tell my homies that shit..like i fucked her...i was talkin like i banged her to death..u know...i wanted to be cool in front of my friends...but the story got around and some days later her moms catched me around the corner...she asked me why i was lieng like that...u know what i answed ?? i told her this :"i aint lieng...i fucked yout lil daughter...it was fun"....now thats gangsta,...damn if iam real..i used to get more chicks when i was 8 than now....strage...

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    alright lets just change this to the pussyteeth story thread


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    I didnt learn how to orgasm till i was 3 months old yo. I feel you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief 'Broom
    alright lets just change this to the pussyteeth story thread
    hell naw...ya dudes need to bring some heat too

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    son you jizzed on your mom and everyone knows - no wonder you got to see more pussy when you were 8


    "...when i was 12, i went to hell for snuffin Jesus" -GOD's SON

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    one time pussies mom was givin a round of brains and i plastered the bitches grill with my nut then she laughed and a fuckin cum bubble as big a soft ball fuckin came out her nose.


























































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