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    Default Slippy The Pimp vs. Charging Soldier

    House Rules, Bring your bitch ass out of retirement and face The Frog Prince you fucking pussy.

    Yo.....Fuck Homo Soldier and the horse he rode in on/
    I bet heís at an Auction for Elton Johnís shit to bid on/
    or in a gay bar performing YMCA, in a loin cloth just to hit on/
    other faggots like himself/
    Fucking with the Pimp, Bitch itís bad for your health/
    Bad for you mouth when I rinse it out with pimp juice/
    Put you on the corner in apple bottom jeans, ta let this bitch loose/
    duck, duck, goose- youíve been picked for the deep dicking/
    pull it out your pussy, or should I keep sticking?/
    Little faggot the Pimp donít discriminate when comes to fucking hoes/
    you retired from the battlefield becuz your weak at chucking flows/
    And I heard about film with T-ribe and sucking toes/
    what about the black light that expose the semen glow on your chin?/
    So whoís all in? This lyrical gang bang got you bleeding/
    Pleading for me to stop the onslaught of Jap Slaps/
    make you go all googly eyed when this cat raps/
    fat shit, I blast it, spastic, snap back elastic, Drastic, eat this pussy like Jurassic- Park/
    My Rap-tore so ill itíll tear your ass a part/
    put your nose to the grind stone, mind blown to pieces/
    you better stay in school boy, cuz you couldnít match my thesis/
    smear your face in feces and leave you wit a shit eating smile/
    now hit me with that corny ass ďitís the war chiefĒ style...........
    Last edited by Jesus Christ; 06-26-2006 at 04:50 AM. Reason: minor spelling errors fuckers

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    I'll match your 22 lines.

    Itís the WAR CHIEF, Time I made my presence felt-
    Iíma lay slippy over my lap and whip him with my belt-
    cover his ass with welts- Spitten fire and making Chucky melt-
    Killing you is like directing another sequel to Childís Play-
    only in this installment itís revealed that the childís gay-
    you bring images of male anal spray, the proof is in your flow-
    you bring an array of gayness about you- a spectrum of rainbow glow-
    a buffet of rhymes about "deep dicken another male yo!"-
    That gay ship done sailed though and Slippy is the captian-
    Like Jack Sparrow on the Black Pearl, caught in the tentacles of the Krakken-
    rappin about pimp slappin, it wonít happen, I keep stackin my chips-
    Play my aces? naw I only need a pair of 2's to handle this bitch-
    your in the big leagues now but you canít handle the pitch-
    Iíll dismantle you Slip, and rebuild you in my image-
    try and copy my style but couldnít pass the line of scrimmage-
    Quit perpetrating like your hardest kid to play ball-
    you should just break your verses down to read- "you suck dick, and Iím gay yaíll"-
    and thatís real, I donít give a fuck about what you think and how you feel-
    Shang Chiís back to make this pussy squeal, and reveal your whole persona-
    Leave this kid in a coma, bomb on ya from Los Santos to Liberty city Oklahoma-
    Fuck your thesis, I hold the Puttin Homoís to Death diploma-
    now go treat the bumps caused by your human papilloma............

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    Flow - Slippy
    Creativity - Tie
    Punchlines - Slippy
    Vocab - Charging Soilder
    Wordplay - Slippy

    Vote goes to Slippy
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    votes Needed

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    i agree with num2son but creativity i give Charging Soilder


    but over all slippy gots my vote

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    Flow: slippy

    Creativity: Charging Soldier

    Punchlines: tie

    Vocab: charging soldier

    Wordplay: Charging soldier



    My vote goes to charging soldier he put a little more creativity in his lines.
    And was a tad bit sharper than slippy.



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    im wit J.T.S on this....gay rhymes im jus not feeling sorry slippy

    ~Tryin to douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house, I'll make mince meat out of that beat mouse!~

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    Ha Ha and what about that time I battled myself. This should be in the classics.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.S. View Post
    Flow: slippy

    Creativity: Charging Soldier

    Punchlines: tie

    Vocab: charging soldier

    Wordplay: Charging soldier



    My vote goes to charging soldier he put a little more creativity in his lines.
    And was a tad bit sharper than slippy.
    I concurr....all that gay shit wasn't to creative Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusk View Post
    i did it first.
    bump the thread

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    ^^HA HA crazy shit right there.

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