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    Default Smokebongoncliff vs. Da Dishonourable Don

    2 rounds, first to 5, 3-0 is a k.o.

    GIT READY TO JOUST!

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    haha, u stole my battle don, lol w/e PEACE to the gods

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    na i already made one with you

    Now yo yo, whattup yo, time is runnin out. It's for real though, let's connect politic - ditto. We could trade places, get lifted in the staircases. Word up, peace incarcerated scarfaces

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    bout to go to sleep, so here we go....

    what the fuck kinda name is Smokebongoncliff?/
    a white dread hippy burnout choking off one spliff?/
    I throw long-bombs quick, so you better be running for cover kiddo/
    San Andreas style, beat ya to death with a bloody rubber dildo/ [no homo]
    I'm the type to act a fool wit da lama/
    I spit a verse, and instantaneously ya shredded like a school of piranas/
    don't git me heated, 'cause right now I'm 'bout as cool as a sauna/
    I know you're mad 'cause I ain't your dad but I'm in the pool wit ya momma/
    we duel for the honour, but only one will leave tell the story/
    Creepy'll turn your face into a plate of chicken cacciatore/
    rippin' cats with glory, mark my territory with your brains leakin'/
    veins seepin' colour red, enough with all this lame preachin'/
    I ain't speakin', my actions speak louder than verses/
    git found where the dirt is, I plead innocent at trial for the verdict/
    I vowed that I'd murder any rapper fuckin' with Da Dishonourable one/
    crack you in da chest until you're stretched with your collarbone numb!

    aight, quick verse 9 in da morn steez, my bad on taking long, you're up next!

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    Yo i started readin ya rhymes and got thru half of it
    I was expectin something atleast halfway passionate
    Your flow was off and you soundin like ur actin, shit
    Mankins were seen laughing as don's rappin in action
    I got the facts in, You shoulndt touch a mic contraption
    What would happen? Theres really noway of knowing
    You might start decomposing, Your fingers start imploding
    They yell stop! please! just stop writing until the morning
    What you write is either childish, nonsense or its boring
    please dont rhyme numb and one again or else i am ingoring
    Your round two, Ill clown you, watch verbal dart surround you
    Strap you to the ground glued by your ankles and thighs too
    See ive seen rappers just like you and im tyrin to be nice dood
    Your mom lick'd my ass, ahh shit!, see, now thats rude
    I could really just ramble, youve got no leverage and no handle
    Its done, pm me if you seriusly wanna battle

    Now yo yo, whattup yo, time is runnin out. It's for real though, let's connect politic - ditto. We could trade places, get lifted in the staircases. Word up, peace incarcerated scarfaces

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    you said my mom licked your ass?, what's with the perverted language?/
    your mom'll git raped, abused, screwed loose and a dirty sanchez/
    jam machetes in ya dad's throat and watch the fag choke/
    then stuff your mother's face in a batch of bad coke, the fat hag croaks/
    you lab-roach, you're fuckin' with killer's that's known to tag toes/
    let's see if I can fit a half-0 in your sister's asshole/
    my prison castle contains your dead granny's skeleton/
    chained to the walls, eyeballs lookin' like geletin/
    this lame wants to brawl 'cause the alcohol just settled in/
    but flames from my jaws dissolve all that's relevant/
    I spit fire, rifle blastin' styles, watch your skin melt/
    my rhymes are like the kids in the Micheal Jackson trial, 'cause they been felt/
    now send help, 'cause you're bound to git slew when I spew a verse/
    I got grimy homies and cronies ready to do my dirt/
    like, "Creepy you the greatest, anytime you want I'll screw him up"/
    homie chill, just check the first 4 bars, now ain't that rude enough?/

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    Your mom licked my crack and also drank my milk
    its no offense to you because yours moms a milf
    You question my language, and say its perverted?
    Then you spit 5 lines that assures ur gay for sure kid
    This battle is like a capsul and Ill seal the lid
    You have a castle? And my grannies in that shit?
    Thats seriously fuckin comical, you must be six
    You'd mistake a fork for fucking chopsticks
    The flames in ur jaw burned away ur brain
    Your rhymes are so bad i forgot about ur name
    Da Disonorable Don? I put bitches in their places
    This dood battles with cheerleading smiley faces
    Ditches half ounces cause he cant hold weight
    Screams outlound "bong on cliff seals my fate"
    I ate Da don, so imma throw away the wrapper
    Ur the subject matter of tribe's phony rappers



    edit: votes needed
    Last edited by smokebongoncliff; 07-26-2006 at 07:59 PM.

    Now yo yo, whattup yo, time is runnin out. It's for real though, let's connect politic - ditto. We could trade places, get lifted in the staircases. Word up, peace incarcerated scarfaces

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    ok, let's git some votes!

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    wrdply-ddd
    pnchs-ddd
    crtvty-tie
    vcb-tie
    flw-sboc

    get ur wordplay and personal attacks on check cliff

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    smokebongoncliff
    Remember when I long dicked you and broke your ovary?
    You crab bitch, chicken head hoe, eatin heros, i was the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by dinero.

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    1-0 in my favour, next dude's vote don't count, explain why you voted!

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    DDD, got this although that "cheerleading smiley faces" punch in the second verse was dope from smokinbongoncliff as was that 2nd verse. However, Don was more consistent overall wit less filler material and solid punches so my vote goes to Don...
    Vote=Don
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    Reason for the victory to smokebongoncliff is decided from the cheerleader smiley face line and tribes phony rappers lines. Don has more punchlines but are not as effective as bong on cliff. First round is about a tie. Key is Don, u are tryin to hard with the wordplay, not as fluid. On the other hand bong needs a bit more to his wordplay. Like gza said u want the verses half short but twice strong.

    Vote- Smokebongoncliff
    Remember when I long dicked you and broke your ovary?
    You crab bitch, chicken head hoe, eatin heros, i was the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by dinero.

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    2-1 in my favour

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    votes needed!

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