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Thread: According To This Scripture, Who Is Jesus Father ?

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    Default Re: According To This Scripture, Who Is Jesus Father ?

    oh fucck woooley.,......i dont care about the sig.....yo kephrem went off on that post, thats some funny shit he said......i unno, outta leftfield, wondrer how long this is gonna go?
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    Default Re: According To This Scripture, Who Is Jesus Father ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka
    oh fucck woooley.,......i dont care about the sig.....yo kephrem went off on that post, thats some funny shit he said......i unno, outta leftfield, wondrer how long this is gonna go?
    yup and he got some on his face


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    Whoa!...classic, Let Mark Read This Before Deleting
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    "See, I will send you the prophet Elijah before that great and dreadful day of the LORD comes.
    He will turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to their fathers; or else I will come and strike the land with a curse."

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    lmao up

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    YOU SEE NOW YOU AIN'T EVEN THROWING PUNCHES - YOUR THROWING LOLLIPOPS WHILE YOU RUN AWAY - GET BACK HERE - I DON'T HAVE A MALACHI Z YORK TRANSLATION OF THE BIBLE YET -
    hahahah this thread is fuckin jokes, i just ran through the whole thing
    so.....
    what's the answer??


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    According to the Scripture Jesus' father was the Holy Spirit.

    According to the Christians, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are the same being


    In Christianity one of the three gods decided to have one of his fellow dieties incarnated in order that he could be brutally tortured to death at the request of the religious establishment (who placed a reward on him).


    In Christianity, Trinitarianism is essentially monotheistic (one god) polytheism (many gods); there are three gods but only one god; those seeking to understand polytheistic monotheism are advised to stay away from philosophical analysis and logic.

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    the holy spirit was not listed in the scripture provided...


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    ^^^ lmfao !

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    true

    trinity is political not scriptural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7EL7 View Post
    nope he just magicaly appeared in the stomach area to some man named josephs wife

    in those times in the place where they lived she would have gotten stoned for having a baby outa wedlock

    but they escaped

    then he got killed and came back 3 days later and now 2000 years later that same man that was born 2000 years ago is gonna come back as a ghost from space or better yet a space ghost
    and he's going to go to the cemetarys and open up coffins and put new flesh on those bones

    and then judge them and then take the good ones to heaven on a cloud

    up

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    Quote Originally Posted by I FUCKED YO BITCH! View Post
    Theres was a latin guy named Perez in the bible?


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