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    Quote Originally Posted by LadySnowBlood
    when i was 12, my dog ate my mother's stockings...

    He came down the stairs
    with a 4 foot long sock with shit all over it...

    there was shit EVERYWHERE on the carpet upstairs a
    nd we had to cut it and ...uggh
    Hahaha, I don't think anyone can beat that story.
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    I have a pet turtle that raps. Well, at least he tries too. It all started when I was playing a Fat Boys beat, and the turtle kept making rhyming noises with his mouth.

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    does your turtle get high?
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    Well, one time my turtle got a hold of some speed, and he started running around the house.

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    faster than the "wabbit" or what?
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    My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingShyt
    My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)
    that it funny in a verrry harsh way..

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    No offense, but I don't think the story about the dog dying was funny.

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    One time, our dog was runnin' around in my backyard...my little brothers were playin' ball back there...so my dog was lyin' down, prob'ly thinkin, "I'm tired as Hell. What the fuck are those two dudes doin' with that bat and ball?" etc. etc. ...Suddenly, my brother hits a huge pop fly...it's too far back for my other brother to get it...and it hits my dog right in the ribs...luckily, she wasn't too messed up...

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    Once an ex room mate of mine's dog, got into our pot brownies cause we had left to do something and forgot about them on the counter. When we got home, she was WAY fucked up and couldnt even stand on her own two legs, it was funny in a sad way. The dogs fine but the girl did trip out and take her to the vet, they figured out the problem that we already knew and said take her home and sober her up. Also, once when I was a kid, we gave my hamster some peanut butter. But they obviously have real small throats and he couldnt get the peanut butter down. He was choking, dying right in from of us. So we started giving that fuker CPR and shit. He made it alright, but it was funny to see us crowded over this little hamster, pumping on his chest, freaking out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intellekt
    thats fucked up!!!!!

    poor little guy, proly holucinating, goddamn..
    could u get high the spin around for 15 minutes constantly?
    no man u couldnt...poor lil thing is a vegetable now...lol
    Nah he didn't,in fact, that mouse lived the longest of all 10 I owned.
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    I catch fish then stuff those waterproof black cat things in their mouths and blow off their jaws, i like to hit pidgeons with shovels and watch my dogs eat them, i like to let my dogs it my cumshots, i like to get naked and masturbate with lotion all over my body while my feet are duck taped together. i like a lot of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingShyt
    My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)
    lmao.....dude, the way u put it "dead fuck"...lol, crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kriszy Substance
    Once an ex room mate of mine's dog, got into our pot brownies cause we had left to do something and forgot about them on the counter. When we got home, she was WAY fucked up and couldnt even stand on her own two legs, it was funny in a sad way. The dogs fine but the girl did trip out and take her to the vet, they figured out the problem that we already knew and said take her home and sober her up. Also, once when I was a kid, we gave my hamster some peanut butter. But they obviously have real small throats and he couldnt get the peanut butter down. He was choking, dying right in from of us. So we started giving that fuker CPR and shit. He made it alright, but it was funny to see us crowded over this little hamster, pumping on his chest, freaking out.
    where do u live in alaska?
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    Fairbanks. You know something about Alaska? It is a nice place, land of the midnight sun. Here in the summer time it is light 24 hours a day, the sun never sets. Real nice for having lots of fun. But winters are just the opposite. The sun barely ever comes up. Cold, dark. But the Aurora Borealis is out then, and everyone should try to check out that shit some time in their life. They are like alive colored light, and they dance if you turn your music up real loud, they love the Wu. Plus they make a strange screaming type sound that will put a chill in your spine, if you listen close enough.

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