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Thread: Official Freestyle Thread

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    shut up honky^
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    I'm stickin y'all up,
    Like a syringe in Bobby Brown.
    When I come around,
    I sound out, And empty out a round.
    The spot's resoundin,
    While my pulse is poundin.
    THis freestyle sucks cuz,
    I'm watchin CLueless,
    Sitin' here SHOELESS.
    No socks it's stupid.
    Remote talkin' to me,
    All up in my ass like DOODIE.
    Empty Pepsi bottle tryin to fool me,
    Up against the cherry wood,
    Thought that it was full.
    THe shit is unbelievable,
    Swig sum air, Concievable.
    YOu speakin' bull,
    And Weeze and drool.
    I'll take you to skool,
    Like the local bus.
    My vocals thrust,
    And then the Oral BUSTS.. NUTS!
    AAAHHH!!! Gettin MAd..
    Cuz i'm really fuckin bored,
    The silence in the room and in my head,
    throws me on the floor.
    CArpet rash, I spark and dash.
    Rap and cash the blackened hash.
    Alex here, He quackin' Mash.
    Then wax and thrash...
    How coincidental,
    On my ass.
    Doobies full with 'muda grass.
    Dupin' with the Buddha Smash.
    So FLASH.
    When I'm rockin a dead Dino.
    Bumpin the Alpino,
    SNiffin up that Albino.
    Yea, That Powder shit.
    A Maybelline Chowder tip.
    Yea, I'm loud as shit,
    and BLAOWin' quick!
    I can't believe I'm still on this.
    I'm still typin, AH!
    Still writin', RAH!
    I'm strugglin' like fightin' God.
    Now that's that real shit,
    Go ahead and ask me what's the deal, bitch.
    My thread's drippin' Ox blood,
    Bright as day, My socks should,
    Hop up on my toes, good.
    Actin' like my foes would.
    Like that fat muthafucka, that's always rollin up.
    Holdin' Nuts, like HOLY FUCK!
    Is that a 1998, JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE?!?!
    HOW CLEAN! WAit, no it's not,
    TEll me why u starin, B.
    Cuz u wanna sniff my jock,
    Gettin all up on my (AH!),
    But u can't drop shit hot.
    But I can, GIve you a learnin,
    Cuz an hour after I'm done writin',
    The paper's still burnin.

    Hahahaha.. That last line is ill... But, the rest i dunno about, kuz i just been typin this straight thru off the top of my dome. So, lemme know how many ppl actually read all of this.

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    half my famz white cuz were the "dopest" on the planet.../
    run your mouth, i cant leave that alone god dammit.../
    actually homie, i dont give a damn.../
    im a savage in my heart but my moms a white girl an she can rapper better an faster than u can.../
    stay in dare..Hell,...I dont care,.../
    fuckin have some nutty bitch butt fuck your faggot ass with road flares.../
    anyways,...on to some more important shit../
    sayin I cant be militant,...go ahead queer an keep spill shit.../
    fuckin buster...u another righteous, stuck in the past black cats?...
    fuck u twice, U get more job oppurtunities than an Indian on the map.../
    oh well,...go get my bow an arrow or somethin../
    "Fuck what u heard u nerd,...cant keep me from Wu Tang or nothin.../
    u get maimed face to face so shut the fuck up munchkin...

    7min...PIR
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    half my famz white cuz were the "dopest" on the planet.../
    run your mouth,... i cant leave that alone god dammit.../
    actually homie, i dont give a damn.../
    im a savage in my heart but my moms a white girl an she can rapper better an faster than u can.../
    stay in daycare..Hell,...I dont care,.../
    fuckin have some nutty bitch butt fuck your faggot ass with road flares.../
    anyways,...on to some more important shit../
    sayin I cant be militant,...go ahead queer an keep spill shit.../
    fuckin buster...u another righteous, stuck in the past black cats?...
    fuck u twice, U get more job oppurtunities than any Indian on the map.../
    oh well,...go get my bow an arrow or somethin../
    "Fuck what u heard u nerd,...cant keep me from Wu Tang or nothin.../
    u get maimed face to face so shut the fuck up munchkin...

    7min...PIR

    check the times,7 min, i aint editin it.....but heres the one with the missing letters, the one that makes sense
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    that shits funny as hell AK...
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    ight check it...

    I got three glocks in my knee socks/
    hang cops from treetops/
    got more street rock in my reeboks/
    I got the heavy Machete to rip through your belly/
    also got the bazooka and two hooka's both strapped and ready to shoot ya/

    man.. im back kid

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    fuckin White n Dangerous, "The rappin tampon's" in da house...suuuuuu..peace!
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    haha maybe u havent heard of the rap cat Young Lay, if not then don't be judgein

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    u dont remember that?.....u started a thread to murder me an i gave u props,...this before the corp lost......

    remember "White,tight an outta site"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka
    fuckin White n Dangerous, "The rappin tampon's" in da house...suuuuuu..peace!
    hahahhahhahaaaaa...what the hell ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicka
    u dont remember that?.....u started a thread to murder me an i gave u props,...this before the corp lost......

    remember "White,tight an outta site"?
    yeh and i also killed him in a battle that day or the day b4 u started that thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingShyt
    hahahhahhahaaaaa...what the hell ??
    goes like this king.....

    "Yeah u white..White, tight an outta site.."the rappin tampon's" got it goin on.../

    so how does it feel to get pissed on by someone's moms when that time of the

    month comes along?"
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    lol

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    My lyrics are clear hits, splits ya disses into near misses. My style pisses on ya wishes, words like fishes swim in writtin liquid, I stick and move with grooves that destroy noobs on the mic, I spit on this shit like it was my life, my dick in your girl like she was my wife, a prick in your world when I pull the knife, I cause strife that could end ya night with a good right. My might is incredible, I'm edible meanin' you can bite me. Go on and try to fight me, your blows land only lightly, try to spite me and I'll get unsightly, rightly so I flow outta control on the microphone...blown straight outta proportion, flowin' like a back alley abortion, sick and rancid...dirty and stinkin', smells like I've been drinkin' and it's got me thinkin' that yall pink n' wet like pussies, I bet you can't push me...they call me Squishie on the streets cuz I'm cushy with these beats

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    Imma illegitimate bastard whus infected with syphillis
    rhymin aint neva been a 100x sicka than this
    watch carefully as i leave mouths gaping in awe
    cause i spit rhymes and verses a 100x raw
    leave ya fuckin rotting under the desert sun
    stopped ur heart with ma highvoltage stun gun
    im the grim reaper,aint to b fucked with
    feel tha anger, and come join tha sith
    cause we kill fake rappers as if they jedis
    so come join the black clan, listen to our battle cries
    infiltrate and penetrate ur phony bitches.
    as i've said, pure niggaz in it onli for riches
    So ill leave ya a mutha fukin krapass hater
    for bangin on ya ass and leavin a bigass crater

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