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    Quote Originally Posted by Intellekt
    cause she raised and stupid child
    7th i would fucking kill you if you provoked me while in my country, stop bsing and you a faggot for bringin my mum into this... you couldnt do shiit about anything, and u think my mum would even speak to a fat piece of shit like you... who looks gay


    hahahaha, had to be said... and you are sad having that quote about Tuco in your sig....

    anything you wanna say to me, pm me.. i cba to fuck up more thread...

    AND THIS A VAN DAMME ONE..

    VAN DAMME IS THE MAN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wutage
    7th i would fucking kill you if you provoked me while in my country, stop bsing and you a faggot for bringin my mum into this... you couldnt do shiit about anything, and u think my mum would even speak to a fat piece of shit like you... who looks gay


    hahahaha, had to be said... and you are sad having that quote about Tuco in your sig....

    anything you wanna say to me, pm me.. i cba to fuck up more thread...

    AND THIS A VAN DAMME ONE..

    VAN DAMME IS THE MAN!!!!!
    ok Wutage, your a badass...u made your point, now stop quoting me liek you got shit to prove


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    PEACE
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    Hahahahhahhaha


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    "you bleed like mai ling....mai ling goooood fuck"!!!!!!-tong po

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    ^ I LOVE THAT LINE...beast!

    Van Damme replies...

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    haha

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cut the ropes, trust me!
    If I Offend You .. Fuck You I Intend To ..

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    "i aint yr pal, DICKFACE" --- ray jackson ------thats a classic quote right there

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    ^yeh and "O.K. U.S.A."

    lol, the wierd lookin bloke when they first get to the kumitai

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    'no dont do it, he was kicking one of these with his leg! *HIYAAAAAAH*'

    impression of tong po on the pillar to his brother.

    lmao.
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    The all time funniest scene of Van Damme is the bar brawl in Kickboxer where he's dancing. Did this fella just do the splits? LMAO
    Yeah, and in Double Impact too. I was really feel'n this line, made the story more deep.
    "Grim . . . your dead . . . you hear me! Your dead!"

    I know its 1988, but that choice of music in Bloodsport when Van Damme is seing visons of Chong Li in the train was crazy. My brother always jokes about that kat sing'n. My man's was sing'n his heart out though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by the8stricker
    The all time funniest scene of Van Damme is the bar brawl in Kickboxer where he's dancing.
    Yeah that shit was hilarious!

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    Ahahaha. I know the dude cant fight in the real world but hes a good actor n keeps it real. Ima fan of kickboxer, bloodsport, universal soldier n AWOL. Gotta give him some credit coz at least his shit is done in real speed n he doesnt do flying overhead uppercut helicopter kicks 20ft in the air n shit.
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    Tong Po n Chong Li shoulda done him though.
    Peace!



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    Big Bad Man, are u sayn that Chong Li and Tong Po should've dealt with Van Damme?

    We all know as Van Damme fans, when he gets charged like a socket over revenge he's invincible and and gets at whomever that is in his path. Tong Po seemed invincible from kicking down a ceiling pole with his shin in the lockeroom. If anything I don't know how Van Damme pulled off that victory. Van Damme probably had more anger built up, because Tong Po put his brother in a wheel chair for life.

    Anger and revenge is obvious, and is what gases Van Damme's tank.


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