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    Default Date CEITEDMOFO's Maw

    Its like this, me and his maw are good good good personal friends. We do business together. Ask him if you dont believe me. Since his da passed on, his maws found life hard and she is lookin for a new man in her life. But not just any man, he has to tick a few of her boxes 1st, and finally get an approval fae the wise man himself. Ceitedmofo is gonna be 24 this year so preferably the man has to be older, or some issues could arise, eh wise? But 1st yall must check her out, shes a good lookin woman for her age...



    Thats Jenny, shes a very young 42. She an administrative assistant who describes herself as being down to earth, sexy, lively and has a good sense of humour. Her bad habit is she smokes, but is working on givin it up and is currently in middle of a workout regime fae yours trully. Shes 5,4 and weighs 126lbs but no long now till shes 120lbs Her favourite foods are mexican and Italian. She loves jazz music, some hip hop but not the stuff her son likes she says, booooo, rock and swing? Fuck is swing? Her favourite author is John Grisham and shes right into The Shield, Lost and Law and Order but she would rather be out dining and wining a good man. Her words! She also loves animals, has 2 horses, 1 named Max, and her sons is named Mike after Mike Tyson. She says the meaning of life is this : REALIZE IT'S NOT A GAME YOU PLAY TO WIN OR LOSE, BUT AN EXPERIENCE TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE --- and THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN, THE LONGER GOD LET'S YOU LIVE!


    So there ya go. If you in the Ceitedmofo land, and you like my girl Jenny, drop her a line in here. She will check all the messages on saturday and if any1 has a serious interest and her and wise like them she may consider. Give her a buzz peoples. Peace.

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    You must be really really high to come like this. That aint even in character. I still got respect for ya but for real...step up the wisecracks. Pun intended.

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    I think I'm not ready yet for this new age humour thing. Sorry Wise.


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    its getting old

    CONservative goverMENt

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    Shit aint funny, shit is straight crack knowledge from the streets.
    BTW, hows the hollow putang potent one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~GENERAL_WISE~ View Post
    Shit aint funny, shit is straight crack knowledge from the streets.
    BTW, hows the hollow putang potent one?
    hahahahahahhahaa... ilz would burn u muthafuckaz
    "BACK TO FUKIN WERK 1 OF YOUR THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED"

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    This suck ass... CLOSED!

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    On second thought DELETED!

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    Actually I'm gonna find all ya threads and delete them because your lack of creativity is annoying!

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    you guys are amazingly funny, i love you all equally. come my children, make another crappy thread and clog my forum up, then suckle on my breastestses.


    BIG L Rest In Peace

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    I'm gonna leave this thread so you know what I did..Any of the crappy lame ass attempts of humor that failed to get atleast 10 replies have been Deleted...You are the weakest Link...GENERAL WISE YOU LOSE AGAIN...how does it feel to be a failure???

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    Hold up big ben and 36 chambers I am Control Copying right now a
    Date Big Ben's Maw
    and
    Date 36 Chambers' Maw
    threads.

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    You can save some time, we have the same mothers...



    Sexy time.


    BIG L Rest In Peace

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    bigben thats the illest sig ive ever seen

    Realness

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