THERE IS REASONING TO MY MADNESS....u must understand the story to appreciate what happens at the end...lol
Ayo two nights ago...me n my boys were trying to have a good time, we wanted meet chicks in the nyc type club scene....so we went to get cuts at a new barbershop since our barber wasn't around....got into a fight, knives and all...crazy shit...some crazy blood niggas...punk muthafuckas wouldn't fist fight, they were like we wanna slice u arabs...LOL..n e way..after that, we met up with some shorties, my boys got high, i messed around with some bitch who told me at the last minute that she ain't wanna go out anymore...now the night was gettin wack...i was like fuck it let's just stay in....but my boys insisted to go out and get drunk( i don't drink or smoke)...i was tired from fightin and fuckin....and didn't feel like dealin with bouncers who want u to come with a girl...so we went to a liquor store...
what do i see, a dude gettin his neck sliced open....and cops surroundin my boys car while they buyin liquor. the nigga who got his neck sliced said i saw everythin. haha. but his brother stood a up the block and didn't do shit. cops was like yo, what u doin here, where's ure i.d. blah blah blah. i was like man, i was like i ain't see shit, i'm out. after half an hour of arguing, they let me go. now i was in no mood of partying.
but my boys insisted to get drunk and get some bitches. now these niggas stay broke. hahahaha. they prolly thought i'd pay for everything. so we get to the club. bouncer was like 100 dollars each. i was furious as fuck. i was like fuck him, let's bounce. my boys are drunk from drinkin like 2 bottles of grey goose....niggas is alcoholics. lol. so we get to another spot. and it's all lame bitches dancing with no rhythm at all. it was crazy. now it's like 3 in the morning.
i tell my boys i'm takin the train back to queens, they were like fuck it, they out too. but when we was leaving, my boy got 2 girls to come along with him. he got game and he's this pretty boy dude, girls love him. lol. so he was gonna fuck, i was telling my other boy u take the other one. i was done for the night. so we get to the car.
i see this old white man, had to be in his 50's. rocking a wu tang sweatshirt. i was like ayo, wu tang homie. i expected him to ignore me. he looked at me, and my friends who were pissing right in the middle of the street. HAHA. the crazy old dude threw up the W. i was like yo whose your favorite member, he says to me: muthafucka O.D.B.....c'mon baby, i likes it raw, like crack....hahahahaha. he started telling me about dirty's first album and how he posts on this site. that muthafucka was like u kids don't know what to do with those 2 hotties there. he was like if me n dirty had them, we'd be fucking them right there in the car.
HILARIOUS. man wu tang is the shit.
so to you, the crazy ass white man, walking the streets, if you read this. THROW UP YOUR W.