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    Default HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

    So I have this friend named Raul...

    He had another friend named Andrew staying with him in his pad...

    Andrew is the type that just chills out and lays around all day doing little to none...

    anyway Raul came home one evening and Andrew was sleeping in the living room...

    As Raul made his way in he woke andrew up but andrew wanted to avoid his beligerant ass and pretended he was still sleeeping...

    anyway Andrew states the following

    I was lying in the Living room when I heard Raul put his TV on watching some ... well, I heard some Porn playing by the sounds a bunch of moaning with a subtle sound of some slapping coming from Rauls room.., I just tried to go back to sleep when all of a sudden Raul's mom who lives upstairs comes bumrushing through the kitchen door by way of the backyard and says to me "Este Raul?" I pointed towards his door, Rauls mom made a Bee line towards his door and overheard the moaning... She responded by kicking the door open only to be surprised by what she saw next.... Raul with his cock and a towel in hand in mid jerk when Raul screams Out "Damn Mom !!! Fuck, No stoi aciendo nada" "What are you doing??" Raul's mom screams back "Cochino, Cochino!!!!" "Raul, what are you doing what is this filth on the Television" as Raul responds "Awe, mom why ya gonna kick my door down!!" Raul at this point was fiddling with his pants and shirt trying to put everything back in place as Raul's Mom calls him a "Disgusting Pig!!"," Your brother never does such things, Oh my God My son is going to hell!!!!" "Raul what is wrong with you...." OK, this goes on for bit...with Raul eventually pleading with his mom to go back upstairs... Raul is 35 years old a Bachelor that lives below his parents in small apartment they made for him, Raul gets wasted almost everyday but still manages to go to work He works as an ER Technician for UCSF... Raul has tons upon tons of DVD porn he buys from a Local Liquor store near his house in the Excelsior district in San Fran... This is the funniest shit ever We to this day teased his ass about this cuz he's always wolfing talking about I fucked this chick and that chick when its really his Hand anyway... I've cut this man out my life due to his total lack of respect for himself and those of us who considered him a friend... This Guy is a Total Corn Flake He flaked on us when we went to Vegas and stuck us with a bill we intended on splitting 3 ways so enjoy this post I'm gonna post some pics of his Mugg PEACE

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    Default Re: HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

    oh shit was it a female or a male?

    funny lol.

    nevermind i read it again lol.
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    Default Re: HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

    everyone with(out) a partner masturbates, including you

    what's your problem?

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    this has to be the most humiliating story i've ever read

    that cat will NEVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER live this shit down until he dies (i hope he doesn't go to hell)

    if your 10-15, maybe MAYBE 16 years of age, this might be really funny

    but a a fuckin 35 year old man living with his parents

    that is just very sad

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    Raul with Mzrzarectah @ Rock the Bells

    Raul with his best girl Palmela

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    Here Raul with a Ice Slut named Nicole but he hangs out with her a Sniff that shit up his nostrils then instead of fucking her he goes home and masterbates!! They were high on that shit when I took this pic... Look at his eyes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mauzip
    everyone with(out) a partner masturbates, including you

    what's your problem?
    No problem here I ant the one living with my parents getting caught choking the chicken stroking the yolk pulling the salami!!!

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    Raul with his hand in the air

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    Default Re: HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

    yeah! if you're spanking the monkey try to do that only if you're sure that you won't be caught in the act LOL!!!

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

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    this dude must of crossed you the wrong way...you blew this mans SPOT UP

    *claps* i commend you
    the corp is old

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    Quote Originally Posted by MantiZ
    yeah! if you're spanking the monkey try to do that only if you're sure that you won't be caught in the act LOL!!!
    when we were still cool I tried helping him out and I bought him a fucken slide lock for his door.. did he install it NO!! that shit was still sitting with a layer of dust from all his monkey spankings right next to his wide array of Porn such as "White Chicks and Big Whit Dicks"
    and " Fucking White Sluts in the Ass " this guy buys these movies at 40 bucks a pop I tried to even introduce him to E-Bay but Dumb Ass Sloths never learn!!!

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    lol..funny story...
    that poor mom will have that picture in her head forever! lol
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    Default Re: HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

    LOL. maybe his hands were so hairy that he couldnt install it
    lol.
    "i got two chicks. one of them Lefticia and other on Rightchel" LOL
    and one must be really dumb to spend money on porn...

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

    "G-Unit's full of bitches
    Banks is a bitch
    Young Buck is a Bitch
    Tony Yayo is a bitch
    Fifty is a bitch
    Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

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    hahahahaaha!

    one of the best masturbation sotries i have ever heard.

    aka Ol Dirty...

    I'ma get home, I'ma get there, Make it back even if im caught out there....


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