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    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??

    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
    mouth.

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
    he
    other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
    ut
    of the mouth.

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
    Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

    2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
    gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

    ;3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    eople
    are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

    4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

    5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
    current affairs.

    6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition". >Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".

    7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
    performance repeated".

    8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
    stopped
    him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".

    9) Teacher : "Now , Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
    eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
    ten
    people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
    treated.
    The others all died".

    11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
    and
    at the same time."

    12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
    Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."


    ORPHANS OF CUSH

    OUT SOON

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    ha ha thats pretty good

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    sun and the moon one made me lol


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    2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
    gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

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    dumbest shit ever. the answer is wrong on so many levels
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    Jaspers a h8er


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    Think about it Mr Intellekt...

    If there would be no sun shining at day it would be dark and at night I don't need any light

    If people would ask me any of these kind of questions, they would get socked in the face with boney knuckles

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    lol..i think your confused.....think about it!!! the title of this thread is an oxy-moron

    hence these are meant for laughs


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    No the title isn't an oxymoron and the answer was supposed to be smart and was even dumber than the question asked.


    My facial muscles don't feel obligated to get to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper1134
    No the title isn't an oxymoron and the answer was supposed to be smart and was even dumber than the question asked.


    My facial muscles don't feel obligated to get to work

    lmao

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    no Jasper...........no

    think of it as some sort of Reverse Psychology


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    My logic is Godmode

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper1134
    My logic is Godmode
    Godmode? your jokin right


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    My logic is invincible
    Your logic is invisible

    Respawn or spectate
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper1134
    Respawn or spectate
    Lol.
    The year 2002...the battle still with the WU

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    actaully jasper is right the joke made no sense. if the sun doesnt shine then it would be pitch black when its supposed to be daytime.

    thank you black these were good
    The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)

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