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    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
    may only see their reflection in a mirror.
    (Do they look different reversed?)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
    and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    for the first time...Reason:.......... under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for

    virgins to marry.

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
    (Ah! Justice!)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
    (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    weight
    and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
    research??)


    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

    Starfish don't have brains.

    And, .... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaK FuRYaN
    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    ha! not true.. monkeys too!!!
    no wait... nah! they just keep playing with themselves...
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    i know bears give themselves blowjobs......


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaK FuRYaN
    And, .... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    The year 2002...the battle still with the WU

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    wtf was that about?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaK FuRYaN View Post
    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
    may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
    and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    for the first time...Reason:.......... under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
    virgins to marry.

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
    (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    weight
    and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
    (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
    research??)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

    Starfish don't have brains.

    And, .... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    nice read

    THE REAL PCP

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