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    Default Hats made out of meat is in style?

    I didn't know that wearing hats made out of meat was popular now?

    Graveyard Shifter?





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    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    just in time for summer. the new line looks hot (and stinky)

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    hell yea check two,you aint know?? i invented those,how do you think i became so wealthy?
    haha

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    i hope it comes with some warnings...

    *WARNING* will attract dogs
    *WARNING* wearers of this product may develope salmonella poisoning

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    lol

    Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?

    A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.

    Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?

    A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.

    Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?

    A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.

    Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?

    A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.

    Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?

    A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Yo, I wanna get me a turkey hat basted in gravy with the roll necklace.

    Nigga be lookin tasty this Thanksgiving
    Still Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuk Wit

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    i wanna meat helmet *laughs*




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    I want a meat penis. No, not funny.

    Do not want.

    *speeds away on segway*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Jasper View Post
    *speeds away on segway*
    hahahaha!

    *pictures jasper leaning to the extreme on his segway*




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    Ridin' dirty on my segway. Drive by shooting with my gangsta lean on.

    Sho' nuff!


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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    lol

    Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?

    A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.

    Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?

    A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.

    Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?

    A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.

    Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?

    A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.

    Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?

    A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.
    lol all my questions have been answered. ima go get me a meat hat!

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    Why is this one of the worst threads? lol
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Apologies check but its just lame.

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    Not as lame or dumb as a bunch of other threads that are still in general chat. Such as 'what is worse', having to piss bad with a boner, or having to take a real big crap. Award winning thread there. lol
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Seems like you want to mod...go ahead and bump them and i will move them.

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