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    hmmm, That might work on these other cats but I'm a lady


    that was wackness supreme, if you want to beat me,
    youre gonna need a whole team, and nucca, if you saw me, you'd creme
    your tighty whiteys, call me queen P, or ilz the almighty
    don't take it for weakness, I'm a lady first but I get mighty grimey
    don't try me, you lack the skillz and the will, I'll kill you and bill
    It'll just hurt a lil, egos and pride will get grilled, flambayed by ill
    plus if you ever came to my house, lil jug will feel like a mouse
    I'd smash your mouth with a 40 inch plasma and call you a gay louse
    open up you head piece, show you how I create my peace
    drag you down my driveway and then kick you in your ass crease...Get outta here!


    Next weapon: lee press on nail.

    CONservative goverMENt

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    hmmm, That might work on these other cats but I'm a lady

    Damn, I'm such a loser

    You say you're a lady, but you had the appearance of male
    Adam's Apple stickin' out and your voice was deep as hell
    I couldn't even tell, it's all good, let's be friends
    You're not a dude lovin' his mama, you're just a lesbian
    Ok let's begin, there were no tempting feelings
    I'm just not into to females that look like Wendy Williams
    I just simply kill'em, especially in this thread
    I'd creme if I saw you? Get them fantasies outta your head
    I'd just puke instead, but whatever, I gotta end you
    Went back to that trailer park, saw her shaving in the window
    Not knowing what I was in for, she caught me in the hall
    Handled me with ease, then came the sickest part of all
    I kicked her in the balls and that was only half the battle
    Grabbed a Lee press on nail, pushed it through her Adam's Apple



    nw: Soldering Iron

    Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
    Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust

    In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
    We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth



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    Im letting you know i am trying and i probly suck

    Imma burn ya head with this mutha fucking iron
    Im as fierce as 13 tigers and 67 lions
    Im crazy like Joker or a mutha fuckin Mayan
    You can stab me all you want but i want be diein
    Gimme the Mac or the tec bitch i be firin
    Im a real bitch man i aint lyin
    I dont need mercinaries for hirin
    Ill kill you myself go ring the siren

    Kill me with a pencil.

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    Minding my own business, I was admiring the beat
    When I heard this kid, Khemical, firing at me
    He was an aspiring MC, trying to get this rap shit
    Wanted me to judge his rhymes and tell him if it was wackness
    I said, "This is practice, but tomorrow's the testing"
    Use a #2 pencil and follow the lessons
    He didn't follow directions, so I poked him in the eyes
    Lead infiltrates the bloodstream, he's jolting as he cries
    I'm smoking as he dies, I look at my boys' and them
    Looks like another victim of lead poisoning


    nw: Bluetooth Headset

    Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
    Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust

    In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
    We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth



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    Hahahaha thats funny.

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    Default Bluetooth Headset

    Hey, you, get off the muthafuckin phone/
    we don't take too kindly to strangers where I'm from/
    don't you know there's a psycopathic killer about/
    He hates handheld technology so I would go now
    Shit, He could even be right here watching/
    us as we stand, you understand?/
    And by handheld technology I even mean that thing in your ear/
    mark my motherfuckin words, trust no man seriously/
    Not even me, You can die so easily on these streets/
    Like 123 and you're gone for good you see? You get it?/
    Oh shit man now you're nearly dead already/
    They say headsets are hands free well now you got no hands see!/
    And while you're on the floor squirming your veins are splurging/
    gushing, there's a ten second window for me to open your piehole/
    and shove that muthafuckin earpice down your esophagus...
    sorry bud!

    NEXT WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: CAR WINDOW
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    I'd explain how my flows are sick like pissin' in rivers
    Instead approach your car window as Your lip quivers
    Intoxicated,With the bottle of liqour hit the glass
    While you like a baby with shit spewin' out your ass
    Out the drivers door you try and make a run for it
    My eyes saw it, At this point, like odb, Know I'm raw bitch
    Flawless, beast with horns, Bouta leave you a carcass
    Shards of glass,stab your flesh by bein' smashed,big gashes
    Deeper than my endowed dick,in your bitch, I'm laughin'
    Like the joker, your epidermis is punctured, Next
    You bitin' concrete,Skull compressed like american history x

    Next weapon: The curb



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    my mind release be dirty underneath those who dead deceased
    and you best believe my respected recipes, ill like rest in peace
    dust laced weed euphoric extacy......the kid deffinitley doomz poems
    bullets zoom from chrome grazin kin-folks tomb stones
    taggin boisterous herb drones , ego hyped from her moans
    death by root-canal curb-stompin weak foes

    next weapon- vice grips
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    "When I die bury me with the LO on...
    Official to the death for all eternity and so on"
    Lo Down & Dirty
    " WASTED ON THE USUAL WIT MOM DUKES WAITIN ON THE FUNERAL"
    "MY MOUSTACHE LIKE ADOLFS"-Ghostface

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    I was eyeing some vice grips, when I got approached by this white kid
    Selling a book about his cult and warning me of the crisis
    I didn't buy shit, he grabbed a icepick, then shit got real
    Said it was time for for me to die and "The God Concept" to be revealed
    He came in for the kill, but instead he dropped the icepick
    The "Jugga concept", bash his temple with vice grips
    It's like this, don't ever try to battle and me half step
    He got his ass kicked, laughed at, and now on his last breath
    With one gasp left, he said, "Bury me with the LO on"
    I put a "SER" behind it, the proper way for him to go home

    next weapon: coat hanger

    Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
    Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust

    In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
    We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth



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    Just like I overslept, I don't have time
    To listen to rhymes that are mediocre,Recline
    Ignite a blunt,Analyze,realize like cuttin' lines your a front
    Eat weaklings like you for lunch, Like captain your bones crunch
    Amongst the violence that at this point seems timeless
    Wrap a shirt round ya neck and start tieing it
    Stay high like hippies, burn you,your fryin like my mind
    Cut your ears off,then your eyes,literally dumb,deaf and blind
    Inspired by unique lyricists, While you aint hearin this,knowledge is required
    Stab you with a hanger like that bitch did to Michael myers

    weapon: pot of boiling water



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    Quote Originally Posted by tha god concept View Post
    bullets zoom from chrome grazin kin-folks tomb stones
    taggin boisterous herb drones , ego hyped from her moans
    death by root-canal curb-stompin weak foes

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    That's the shit right there.



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    I'm not gonna lie you dead right where you stand
    disgrace the art of rhyming so bad, beat your face with my hands
    carcass hollow, picked clean leave your momma in sorrow
    borrow sympathy elsewhere you're turned to shit by tomorrow
    learning to step correct is what you should've thoughta
    you got knocked the fuck out by my 4 year old daughter
    you didnt know about our custom of savouring slaughter
    got your ass in my cooking pot with boilin' water

    Next Weapon: whale bone club

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    Forensic experts on the scene, adding more drama
    Further examinations reveal signs of blunt force trauma
    Questioned the boy's mama, since he was a well known thug
    She mentioned something about Jugganaut and a whale bone club
    His cell phone bugged, led them to his residence
    Microbes of splattered blood all in his leather pants
    Overwhelming evidence left the crime scene conclusive
    The fugitive they were seeking, wasn't that elusive
    Then it gets confusing, because the detective gave him cash
    "You killed him as agreed, Jugganaut, here's the other half"


    next weapon: meat hook

    Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
    Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust

    In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
    We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth



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    hey yo tickets are sold out for the next throwdown
    between a top contender & the featherweight from motown
    baby jugs the pretender got levitated & mowed down
    all before the bell had sounded for the end of the 1st round
    laid him to waste like hannibal, with fly-ass grammatical
    his lame styles an embarassment, and this cannibals fannatical,
    you know how we get down, serving halfway crooks
    people gather from miles around, when they hear how my beef cooks
    'cos hes shook to the utmost, the crowd to weak to look
    so I hung his body for all to see, on the end of a meat hook

    next weapon: taiaha

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    Imma set ya house a blaze light up a fiya,
    Lock all the doors nd even slash ya tiyas,
    When you come out imma bash you wit tha taiaha,
    Youve been talk shit now you try lyin,
    Beggin for your life even cryin,
    I shrug of your pleas with no remorse,
    Call me Darth Vader ill kill you with the force,
    Imma kill you they rule it a homma-,
    cide your tags read off blunt force trauma.

    NW: Viper

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    Do you understand?
    His rhyming is like reading fuckin....roman mythology on acid or some shit.
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