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  1. #796

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    they say kindness kills but my blood runs cold
    i got murderous skills wit a heart made of gold
    my writes stay tight and my words stay bold
    nice is alright but that shit gets old
    you try to fight but i claim yo soul
    re-mold my gold heart and turn it to lead
    blood bullets shoot out my chest and blow off yo head

    next weapon- stiletto heel shoe

  2. #797

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    Ilz mastered verbal craft rockin 6 inch jimmy choos
    moons color the heel red of my white stiletto shoes
    tip infused with venom and the precision of an arrow
    leavin footprints on water with the speed of a sparrow
    deadly strikes with detrimental blows to your dome
    leather upper strap tight with a heel made of chrome
    punctured your heart with the grace of verbal dem mok
    aqueous moons in liquid tombs marked with granite rock...

    next weapon: rubber stamp

  3. #798

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    ya shit is pitiful I kill fools with ridicule
    stamp ya 4head with the word URINAL
    watch niggas piss at you aim it in yo eyes
    rubber stamp ya thighs with the words FREE DICK RIDES
    now ya fucked ta death but you die witout yo pride

    next weapon - hot sauce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aqueous Moon
    ya shit is pitiful I kill fools with ridicule
    stamp ya 4head with the word URINAL
    watch niggas piss at you aim it in yo eyes
    rubber stamp ya thighs with the words FREE DICK RIDES
    now ya fucked ta death but you die witout yo pride

    next weapon - hot sauce
    Got damn It's C.S. back from vacation,
    for duration these kids grew hungry for Native Rap Rations-
    kinda like a father and his retard sons relation-
    i'm gonna feed you this knowldge and cure your starvation-
    straight from the reservation packing blair's 16 million reserve-
    the hottest sauce ever chemically singeing your nerves-
    a couple drops on my dick now stand back and observe-
    I'm fucking these pussys rough raw and ragged-
    flip that ass over pull out- and just stab it-
    open your mouth now this sauce- you can have it-
    and that's how I murder my foes-
    choking on semen the hottest sauce- and my flows

    next weapon- a 10 foot gorrilla named Davey
    Last edited by Slippy The Pimp; 02-09-2006 at 09:46 AM.

  5. #800

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    cock rockets like davey when clog shit like haze be the fan can damn from the man ape primate rape the senses the menses they reminesing from the peels that spill this monkey drills like apples be done by worms like norms of squirm when hugging to burn with the squeeze from kong giving the jackass named donkey a long walk to evolution went astray like ever losing next in line againt the great went down before this real of rillas

    so i venture . . .

    n/w: bi focals
    Who be Whom

  6. #801

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    bifocals? ha... even wit 10 pairz you still couldnt see me/
    believe me, you fuckin with an invincible being/
    your sword swung wildly, you missed your target entirely/
    use your own tool son and keep on fireing/
    bi focals what the fuck man?? aw fuck it ill kill ya with my left hand/
    connect it with cha orbital socket, coroner found bonechips when he did a brain scan/

    not a great verse, come wit a better weapon

    n/w... jumper cables

  7. #802

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    Connect jumper cables to ya balls
    And yank them shits off
    Nah, I'll clamp shut ya dick hole
    And make ya piss through ya nose
    Attach a cable to ya ass cheek
    Hook ya up wit that C.S freak
    I Jumper cable Charging Soldier's tounge
    To ya bum just to watch him cum

    next weapon - a rake

  8. #803

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    Call Him Man The Rake The Claws That Rape When Dig The Eyes Leave Wigs As Take Bid Of Like To Swipe Tore Half The Life From Fusion The Craft To His Graft Of Living Took The Giving Of His Heart Now Stake The Part On The Part Taking Make On Rake That Forsake Rthe Swish To Not Miss Take Chunks From Punks Make Pussys Get Mushy Purging Them Of Absurd Merging Exhale Now Next Kill From Till The Begone By Gone They Be Wrong In Con Fronting The Gardner Reaper Scythes We Insist To Sway Like Pendulums We Slay Their Time To Fine Don't Care Put Them To Nair Exist No Longer Persist To Sit And Cess The Pool Like Skimming Off Fools

    N/w: A Dictionary
    Who be Whom

  9. #804

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    illicit visionary, murder any foe with a mental dictionary
    when I throw it at you, best believe that shyt is scary
    laced with expletives and narratives of the head you give
    double negatives and adjectives relative to the death youll live
    formal nouns to where your burial ground will never be found
    shredded bits and bytes under the Indian's pitching mound
    Ilz's websters annihilate de la rev the average battle texter
    One a bar flexor, concocting potent lines in labs like dexter



    next weapon = air horn

    CONservative goverMENt

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotentOne
    illicit visionary, murder any foe with a mental dictionary
    when I throw it at you, best believe that shyt is scary
    laced with expletives and narratives of the head you give
    double negatives and adjectives relative to the death youll live
    formal nouns to where your burial ground will never be found
    shredded bits and bytes under the Indian's pitching mound
    Ilz's websters annihilate de la rev the average battle texter
    One a bar flexor, concocting potent lines in labs like dexter



    next weapon = air horn
    Yo I got this bitch in my lair.....torn-
    screeching harder the Aqueous in a bear porn-
    It must be cuz my tips thick in a pear form-
    plus I'm shaped like a bananna and rigid like a rare corn-
    pledge alligence to my dick- get your prayer sworn-
    death by dick, bitch screamed louder than an air horn-
    shoot up the wake so your parents don't dare mourn......

    Next Weapon....some McGyver shit....a paper clip, rubber band, and match stick
    Last edited by Slippy The Pimp; 02-10-2006 at 12:37 AM.

  11. #806

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    paper clip rubber band match stick

    pop back went i attack letting loose like a noose strung from the rung i brung upon the man who snap like rubber cement the brother with bands round arms to have it swarm the blood from pressure the stressure demands to be clipped off from the head that rest on paper like rice don't suffice for stature i stick your piece of head like matches when its dread to light clips from the sntax

    n/w: lasso and spur
    Who be Whom

  12. #807

    Default straight off da top no fukn around

    chek it out, written, free ,style kinda shit,
    words from a true mc word up ,chek it out,

    bitches better learn, that its my fukn turn,to hang wak cunts by a lasso and kikem with my spurs,
    so trust me when i bust free's shit gets ugly,
    coz I kill everyone in the thread not just the guy above me,
    D dub leaves wak cunts spleens cut deep,
    blood leaks from there nose as there heads shoved up there but cheeks,
    i fuk freaks, but leave this dif de la bitch raped,
    and have him screamin like tony touch on a fukn mix tape,
    and fifty's fake, how could new york city make such a shitty snake,
    and how could doctor dre possibly think that he's great,
    Coz he's a bitch, but most are blind to see it,
    So I'm here to restore there eye sight like i'm jesus,
    nice cru's are beaten rite through the speakez,
    fuk a knife , my rhymes will dice you to pieces,
    And i wont stop dealen,till i'm thrown behind bars,
    but if I go to jail it'll be from fukn kim with a broken wine glass,
    so the cops still wanna be jailen me,
    but there getting frustrated b coz they found nutin when they raided me,
    SO to all u dealers out there watch surveilencing
    Coz i almost whent to jail and no one woulda been able to pay bail for me,

    Word up 97 for life
    Last edited by D-dub; 02-10-2006 at 09:30 AM.

  13. #808

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    Mutherfukez step up n get there nek cut...Dont bother replying unless ur ill



    D dub never sympathetic,
    if hip hop was a drug bitches would be sucken my dik to get it,
    the way I flip is epic get ur clique dismemmbed quick
    im shorter then my my temper is so remember this when you spit,
    chiks are pathetic and shit unless on a bed with a pussy embedded with dik
    cum on there breast and the hips,
    I aint benelovent I ll be getn her pissed dissecting her clit leave her dead in a whip
    with dik cheese spread on there lips,
    and just when I thought it couldn’t get any better then this,
    I slit her stomach open and found she was expecting some kids ,
    I ate the identical twins, directly from her ribs
    In less then seconds I was sik felt like my intestines had split,
    my left testicle itches while my right ventricle twitches
    I need medical help gimme five bisexual bitches,
    i wish I could never do dishes rude n visciouse
    leave you with the fishes and ur supersticious crew in stitches

    ur next weapon is a pik sikle and a shovel, enjoy
    Last edited by D-dub; 02-10-2006 at 09:31 AM.

  14. #809

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    Im saying though...


    you fucking up the flow. post this shit in a freestyle thread.

    the weapon is a lasso and spur.

    rhyme about it and name the next weapon.

    I know the concept is perhaps alittle complex but I have faith in you. thank you.

    CONservative goverMENt

  15. #810

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    but what is a lasso and spur????

    nut, come school me on yo weapon...you always picking some crazy weapons..lol

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