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    werd, the girls come thru with heat.... nice!

    THE REAL PCP

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    Cos I entered the game in these last minute stages,
    I tend to get misunderstood like a book of empty pages,
    some kid stepped to me with fear in his eyes,
    cos what he doesnt understand.....he tends to despise,
    he raised his right had as if to step to me,
    now from here on in!.... the situation looks gloomy,
    I didn't wait to listen to his pre fight piffle....
    I just bludgened him to the back of the head with my wiffle!!!


    next weapon: a sponge

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    Come thru the cipher and just unload guns...
    Into unknown chumps and let their guts flow blood
    Mothers will be crying cause they sons choked up
    Windpipes stuffed with a blood soaked sponge

    next weapon: book

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    My first time doing this lol.

    Right jabs... upper cut hooks
    destroy all cowards, Twelve got em shook
    A nightmare, yo snippers in the tower
    your mother in my shower
    cannibal acts... smashed and devowerd
    Grilling you hard kid, a devilish look
    seeking knowledge...i ll smash you with a book

    Next Weapon: Beer Bottle

    I tried haha.
    Last edited by 12weLvE; 01-07-2009 at 08:11 PM.

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    Get Stomped By My Timbs,
    I Put 2 In The Brim Then Harvest The Limbs,
    Mail The Torso To Seattle
    With The Beer Bottle Shoved In His Asshoe!
    Undid The Knoose Turned It Into A Lasso,
    When It Was All Said And Done- I Came Of With Un Pedazo,
    Of Ur Mu Fuckin Brazo...

    THE REAL PCP

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    Skamp forgot the next weapon but it don't really matter
    I could use a fuckin paper clip to make ya blood splatter
    Wack wet-wick rappers mad and wanna ignite
    Bitter like Ghostlaced because his momma is white
    I'll spit a sick freestyle until the month of june
    Scrape your face to the skeletal plate with a rusty spoon

    next weapon: toenail clippers


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    Torturest Methodists, Skampoe The Supreme Lyricist,
    I 4 Got The Next Weopon But Now Here It Is,
    Fuck A Steak Knife And A Fork,
    I Make My Way Thru Ur Flesh With Toenail Clipper Of Sum Sort,
    I Hold Down The Fort When Ur Rap Style I Abbort,
    Lyrical Giant Got Ya Kids Feelin Short.
    So I Pluck Ya Off Wit The Toenail Clipper,
    Under Pressure Like Vice Grippers,
    We The Illest Rhyme Spitters,
    While The Whole Secrion 9 Be Just Bullshitters... Hahahah

    n-w: Lego Blocks Lol

    THE REAL PCP

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    hahahaha nice^^

    PCP c-walk in this thread with red stilettos
    Skamp must wanna build, he told me to bring my legos
    Open wide, here I made a four-course meal
    Out of plastic blocks, send you into spastic shock
    Til you keel, if not you'll be shittin out lego cubes
    Might kill yaSELF if Jigsaw forgot the lube
    I'll put an 8x8 block against the belt sander
    Til its sharp as the Section, shove it through ya bandana

    haha next weapon: corroded battery


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    Poisoned By A Corroded Battery, Traveled Up Ur Artery,
    But The Coroner's Report States U Died From Faggotry,
    4 Dd Bateries Taped Together Forming A Dick,
    It Sounds Sick, But Thats How U Live Like A Trick,
    Traces Of Alkaline On Ur Lip,
    Meaning Ur Fluent In Ass To Mouth 4 A Grip.
    To Battle U Its A Must To Say No Homo,
    U Chopp N Screw Edoods On Sum Slo Mo!


    Nohomo Lol


    n-w: Pogo Stick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecknowledgist View Post
    hahahaha nice^^

    PCP c-walk in this thread with red stilettos
    AW MAN THIS SHIT HAD ME CRAKIN UP, HARD GOOD ONE!

    THE REAL PCP

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    We rock clown masks with the built-in frown
    Here's a pogo stick, take my advice son, BOUNCE
    Start givin them out at your shows, with no fee
    That's the only way you'll ever get the crowd off their feet
    That's what I call hip-hop, I'll spit it til your lips stop
    Til you feel a pogostick jammed up your ripped twat
    I'll keep shovin it til you bleed from your eyes
    Til you feel the pedals scrape against your inner thighs

    no homo hahaha. nw: stick of deodorant


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    yuk lol



    im in my basement,
    writing my own version of the testment,
    power creates power 2 bless men, or curse them,
    burstin,
    bottles and crushen the glass into powder,
    mixed wit white talcum thick paste like clam chowder,
    manolo steve bauer, creeps in ya crib while u shower,
    ur anti persperant is exchanged wiff duh one i crafted,
    i throw these words in the air n hope that u catchet,
    cuz when u begin to perspire,
    my only desire,
    is that when the sweat mixes with the glass ur fam gon have to bury ya ass...

    dat was a hard one lol

    n-w: kufi HA!

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    ^^^ Hahahaa!!!

    A Fatal Blow To Faken Foes Fer Thinkinkin They Could Jux Me//
    Icabod Ill Take Ya Cookies Shank Ya Pookie Spank Her Bootie//
    Force Feed U Roofies Til Stumble An Lose Consiecness//
    Sufacating Death From Coofies Gagg U Mixed With Vomit Spit//


    Hahahaaa....
    Next Weapon....wilting Roses.... Hahaaa Put Cho Thinkers Caps On! Hahaa!!!

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    Ichabod Chang: a ridiculous name
    Watch where your walking or become a blood stain
    Your words are weak and your sound is mediocre
    Step back son, or I think that I'll smoke ya
    Better yet bitch I'll give you some cash
    Or shove a bouquet of dead roses in your snatch
    Blood drips and falls
    Trickles red from vaginal walls
    I pull them out shake them off with a flourish
    Then slice your throat on em and leave you till the crows be nourished

    N-W: a cat eye marble (you figure it out)
    HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS

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    back in the days when we were young and horrible
    we'd take the buckshot out of it's casing and replace em' with marbles
    cats eyes to be exact
    usually we'd do nothing more than huff a bunch of gas then blast at old mattresses

    but one night, my boy got illed the fuck out
    got in a fight with some motherfucker running his mouth
    he fucked him up, but son was crazed and that wasn't enough
    went to the trunk of his brothers whip and grabbed the junt
    homeboy was lying on the ground
    half-knocked out
    he heard the pump, opened his eyes, before he could shout
    my dude was overstanding
    pulling the trigger aimed at his chest
    and it was famine the way the flesh was scrammin'
    and yes, no time to even to breathe a last breath

    the demon smiling as he watched the blood steaming
    of a kid dying in the wintertime,
    i thought that i must be surely dreaming
    i wasn't sleeping
    but i wish i was every evening







    next weapon: molotov cocktail

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