Led Mic slow down breathe-
let go of your "mic" it's starting to bleed.
you really shouldn't fanisize when you rhyme
jerking off while typing at work is an arrestable crime.
someone get this man a baby wipe his key boards covered in slime!
he really hit us hard with a homosexual barrage
so i'm gonna keep it classic and get the rusty screw driver from my garage.
but the funny thing is nobody was killed
I was really hoping for an opponet with more skill
the reality is Led Mic really brought the gay
bar after bar the homsexuality stayed
until he let some pressure off his dick
just before his boss walked into his office he was slicked
his cheeks were flushed red
his penis kinda bled-
he reached for the tissue
his boss siad -"What's your issue?
your fucking sick take your hand away from your dick!
i'm calling the cops fucker- dam you apple head looks like a cherry sucker!
Better yet i'm calling an assassin
Dialed 1-800-Charging-Soldier he'll come through blastin"
so I did- equipped with the weapon that was fore mentioned
aimed for you neck kid now pay special attention
to fuck with me and get a reply- consider it a blessin
what you can rhyme fruity? was that the lesson?
Cuz I really don't like to battle gay rappers
and please don't finger yourself when your sitting on the crapper-
please try and explain why your into self mutilation
and don't jerk so hard when your engaged in masterbation
I don't want you to be hurt
your penis doesn't need to have blood spurt
it's ok to be a gay guy
I won't make fun of you- I won't even ask why
I just wanted to make my point clear
I just want people to know i didn't murder you becuase your queer.
next weapon- led mic's mutilated dick