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    Yo i'll Murk you with lactic acid.

    next weapon: salad tongs

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    qwiffersniffer has a lot in common with salad tongs
    they both like to toss salad plus he wears a thong
    he's more harry then king kong, beauty and the beast reflection
    looks like an oger, and he has a fucken yeast infection
    he cant get an erection, probably tries to order enzyte
    always visits the black hole, rarely ever see's light
    i just might have to grab the salad tongs and poke your eyes out
    we never see u with chics, always with some guys out



    next weapon, chinese restaurant
    but see i gotta get paid fully... whether its truthfully or untruthfully.
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    Hollywood claims to be the butcher-
    but he's getting Punk'd like my name was Ashton Kutcher-
    butterfly effecting shit like i'm from the future-
    and Hollywood's a stripteasin-
    dick pleasin-
    chiken head charlie's angel -a raw whore-
    getting fucked up the ass like demi moore-
    on a date with me at a chinese restraunt-
    took this skinny bitch out cuz she's lookin' guant-
    and i'm feeling a quite ravenous
    so don't get mad at this:

    served her up sweet-n-sour- dowsed in some flour
    threw in some msg for taste- secret sauce simmered in a wok for an hour
    Kung Pow Chicken!
    soy sauce and with flied rice this bitch is finger lickin
    alergic to the secret ingredient made her skin itchin-
    she's bitch'in red hot and blister'in
    she starts to stumble- she's feelin sick an-
    and her face is all flustered
    lyrics dropped tingling brains like hot mustard
    serving up shit tasiter then lemon custard
    Iron chef'in with the best with rhymes bullet proof like my vest
    feeling fresh fully like zest- ivory or dial
    while hollywood's stankin up the tampon isle
    and now leaving this rhyme with a fuck you and a smile


    Next weapon- the Butterfly effect

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    ouch soldier just served you dandy...
    thats where charge comes in handy...
    if you were a baby ..hes got your candy...
    matter fo fact
    i think he snacted your panties...
    recall how this all got started ....
    putting dinomite in my mailbox..
    are you fucking retarded.....
    the butterfly script just changed...
    you can call it "the haunted"
    continue to see how this is flaunted...
    as i taunt americas most unwanted....
    ......soldier come play ...as i fillet....
    next weapon a plastic shank

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    yo ur profile says ur 29 but you flow like your 2
    makin nonsense lines come togehter has become a chaarcteristc of you
    on top of that, waht the fuck is a plastic shank gnna do?
    all i need is fists son, knock ya out this forum, feel the sting of my tounge
    the shit is split, like your moms legs where i made the puss melt
    yea son i put the snake charm on that tuna melt, but lets get of that topic
    ur girl saw my dick and locked it, they way she flung her stash was like i gave the bitch cash
    put it down on smash, give her the nine month itch like a rash, but it was all too simple
    she confided in me that when you got an erection it looked liker ur 3rd nipple..
    next weapon: sharpend pencils

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    Lordank everything you just said was "lyrical stank".
    You need to take a long walk on a short plank .
    Skillz like that youll never get any thanks..
    Youd have better luck trying to rob banks.
    And as for my sharpened pencil thats my utensil...
    to chop apart your poor ass mentals...
    you need to hit the instrumentals...
    i suggest going back in time and catch a vibe from the boo ya tribe...
    maybe that will help you come alive....till that point your just jive..
    take note on how i murdered you with my now dull pencil...
    next weapon...
    brass knuckles

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    brass knuckles bash oct blast so fast
    you're knee's buckle, crash, smash you're frame, body cast
    bloody mess, ultimate fighter, you're a nut bighter
    torture you slowly, gonna pull off an all nighter
    ill put u in a head lock and give u nogeys
    slap you silly, yo really, i spit flames, you spit loogeys
    you're just a rookie, and u didnt make it out of training camp
    you cant go pound for pound with the reigning champ



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    but see i gotta get paid fully... whether its truthfully or untruthfully.
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    aeyoo... butcher catch this reality, im drivin an '80 corvette/
    my tonques a meat cleaver, carve insanity in ya forehead/
    if i catch you on the turnpike, yo ass better take flight/
    your runnin outta daylight, son couldnt stay bright/
    hit you wif a bumper horsepower sound like thunder/
    ill run yo ass over, then back over you, now you under/
    my wheels and the chassis/
    sent you back class, g, burnt rubber smells so nasty/
    when mixed wif hair and flesh/ you shoulda never tryed to test/
    the armor, hell bent to leave ya body a crumpled mess...

    next weapon... baby powder

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    ellr yeuch.You could have used a tank to destroy him more efficiently!

    Yo I will get you in your shower,in about an hour,and push your wig back,and shake talcome powder on your back,and up your arse crack using gloves,but it will not be nice like doves(T.M.),soap,it will be nasty and itchy,and when you get out you will be bitchy,and figgity,and it will make you shrink so you become midgety,and when it goes up your ass it will be like extra arse hair,like the halifax man who says "who gives you extra",then you will be turned gay by the powder because it's special "gay powder",and you will be rubbish like the sauber Formula one team.

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    ill just flow and kill u wu tang fan wiht no weapons

    yo ur flow come out like assembly lines
    my shit so dirty it got health fines
    hazourdous lines cut coke on fine glass
    im like ur uncle the way i assult ur ass
    son this aint a joke its more like class
    where u learn the fine art of verbal mastery
    genius type, einsten coulndt fathom me
    words so tight, virgin pussy coulndt surpass me
    i got that hubris, but i aint no greek tragedy
    bitches dont understnd me thats why i call u uterus
    im veteran allstar ur just new to this,
    niggas askn me if i killed u, i reply-- i neutered it
    cut u open and didnt even sutre it,
    yea ur dignity kid, i looted it, im emcee terroist
    ur prepubescent, thas why ima child rapist
    ur talk is elementry, im advanced placement
    dont come here with that shit, it be so nacent
    i dont call u bitch for nothin, its jsut that so ur complaisant

    next weapon: wu tang fan's smelly puss

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordAnk
    ill just flow and kill u wu tang fan wiht no weapons

    yo ur flow come out like assembly lines
    my shit so dirty it got health fines
    hazourdous lines cut coke on fine glass
    im like ur uncle the way i assult ur ass
    son this aint a joke its more like class
    where u learn the fine art of verbal mastery
    genius type, einsten coulndt fathom me
    words so tight, virgin pussy coulndt surpass me
    i got that hubris, but i aint no greek tragedy
    bitches dont understnd me thats why i call u uterus
    im veteran allstar ur just new to this,
    niggas askn me if i killed u, i reply-- i neutered it
    cut u open and didnt even sutre it,
    yea ur dignity kid, i looted it, im emcee terroist
    ur prepubescent, thas why ima child rapist
    ur talk is elementry, im advanced placement
    dont come here with that shit, it be so nacent
    i dont call u bitch for nothin, its jsut that so ur complaisant

    next weapon: wu tang fan's smelly puss
    Money that was crazy!!



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    Your Money, I will Bank...
    Your Ho, I must Thank...
    Words Hit, like a tank...
    Your bars, I just Drank....
    Downed it, like a Flank..
    I Fart, Smell my Stank...
    Your Belt, Got No Rank...
    Stab you, with my Shank...
    Drop you, point Deadblank...
    Smoke you, like your Crank....
    Mind broke, it wont Thank....
    Tricked you, like your Swank...
    Lick mine, I got Lank...
    Your Ego, I Just Shrank....
    Lordank your a PRANK....
    My Elementary got you Strung in a Tree....
    OVer.......................................

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    Subject: Wu Tang Fan's Smelly Pussy

    I got a dope new scent that I'm trying to sell/
    You got a nose? Well hell yeah then you're dying to smell

    This junk's funky fruity fresh and I must admit/
    It's opposite day you punk bitch it smells like shit

    so take a whiff of this junk and breathe deep../
    do you feel lightheaded now? Like you're drunk and need sleep?

    That's good homeboy, chill and just let go/
    You asked me if you're gonna die and I just said no

    your breath passes...remember that it's opposite day/
    you're a mark, i'm a killer and i gotsta get paid

    Kill me with: An Eight Iron

    **You Only Wish You Were This Good**

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    SOMEONE BLAIR THE SIRENS...
    JUST SWUNG MY EIGHT IRON.....
    LET IT FLY LIKE AIRFRIEGHT...
    I DIDNT STOP OR HESTITATE...
    GOT A DONOR THEY NEED TO DONATE...
    BLEEDING FROM YOUR WEAK ASS TEMPLATE...
    THE ONLY PLACE I KILL WITHOUT GOING UPSTATE..
    BLOODS FLOODING DAMN YOU NEED A FLOODGATE...
    ROTTEN TOOTH MOUTH YOU SHOULDN'T HATE COLGATE....
    TIMES ARE TUFF YOU CAN CALL THEM DIRE STRAITS...
    YOUR TO EASY OF A KILL I WILL CALL YOU JAIL BAIT...
    NEXT WEAPON
    BUTTER KNIFE
    "BALLAD BALLISTIK" FUCK AROUND GET YOUR WRIST SLIT....

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    yo up in teh room wiht yo moms, i was cutin it up like the fonz
    hunny got her legs so tight around my waist like thongs
    fuk i came in her puss, that where i go wrong...
    9 months later, a mistake that was ballad ballistick
    i told that bitch to abort itt but instead she would hold it
    so i was like aiiight ho, when u sleepin,
    ima cut his throat with this butta knife slow

    next weapom: ballad balisick's dismemberd infant body

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