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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Weapon: Bare Fists

    The wifes murder first love I'm the groom
    gotta murder this kid born wit a silver spoon
    I run up in the room hot like middle of june
    Looking for anything to strike even a broom
    Something to batter my victim as I listen
    Than I seen the sweat start to glisten
    NIGGUH SO SCARED HE STARTED PISSIN
    Caught him with hooks like I was fishin!
    He started pleadin into a submission
    I proceded to beat ank beyond recognition
    Yolked em up till he stopped moving
    I stopped and saw the blood oozing
    At this point I was sure he wasnt breathing
    Caught MY BREATH and started leaving
    When I heard YO SHORTY REACH EM HIGH
    So I obeyed and put my hands in the sky
    I said PLZ NIGGUH I DONT WANNA DIE
    I'll leave me gettin killed to the next guy....

    proceed

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    Its fun to pretend to be a rapper enit?

    Leave a weapon so I can kill all of you already...
    The Price of my ice is sky high/Im a fly guy/
    Thats every thug's dream/I really love cream its in my bloodstream/

    BIG L

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Havent done this since the old site collapsed... But here we go...

    I spit vicious with acid straight from chemical vials,
    Stylez, you're 19 and all you have are your porn files,
    Fuck that, cause Im a prophet, blessing with words,
    No need to be Tecknickel, my holy raps are absurd,
    They hit you, with the force of ten cobras striking,
    I fucked your girlfriend, cause she was horny like a viking,
    I sail the seven seas, rhymes float on water like leaves,
    Stab your mom and fuck her bullet wound while she bleeds,
    I shouldnt say that, cause that was a ticket to hell,
    But Im atheist, so I slayed God, from heaven he fell,
    All you seem to rap about is fake, ignorant violence,
    While the whole world uses my prophecy for reliance,
    They kneel to the floor, when I step up to the stage,
    I write a new testament, living life page by page.

    Thank you.

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Nice.. Tight... little piece.
    but atleast do the Beatles some justice or peace..
    slaying jesus will only get you ....bad karma....
    you probaly think your bigger than john lennon.....
    i keep my pen spinning like a ring and pinion...
    if you dont like me.. then get your girls opinion.....
    cause you know how..we get dem clinging......
    chirping like a bird and i hear no singing.....
    pull up from your knees and give me a kisss.........
    "Ballad Ballistik" fuck around get your wrist slit...................
    OVer..................................Rhythm like as Waltz.. And Then I Walk Off...
    Does this look fun to you.. making my mind run threw you....
    Having to prove....what im able to ...

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    if you stab my mom how you going to fuck her in her bullet womb

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    I challenge him to a battle for insulting my mom

    SHE HAD NO PART IN THIS DAMN YOU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballad Ballistik
    if you stab my mom how you going to fuck her in her bullet womb
    haha. TRUE THAT.

    Anyway, Stylez, I'll battle you. Just make the thread and it is on.

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    whether eight ironed, or wedged in the sand/
    ima eagle amongst bogeys, theres no comparisons, man/
    get me teed off, ill wont stroke ya in a fairway/
    i might putt ya offa airplaines for invadin airwaves/
    check the tiger, i aint lyin, get a face full of iron/
    then check the stats im supplyin, pull an ace without tryin/
    bottom line is, im the finest, since they put sand traps in/
    jaw met iron, now jaw crumbled, collapsed in/

    next weapon- gila venom

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    Quote Originally Posted by ADAM*
    Subject: Wu Tang Fan's Smelly Pussy


    I got a dope new scent that I'm trying to sell/
    You got a nose? Well hell yeah then you're dying to smell

    This junk's funky fruity fresh and I must admit/
    It's opposite day you punk bitch it smells like shit

    so take a whiff of this junk and breathe deep../
    do you feel lightheaded now? Like you're drunk and need sleep?

    That's good homeboy, chill and just let go/
    You asked me if you're gonna die and I just said no

    your breath passes...remember that it's opposite day/
    you're a mark, i'm a killer and i gotsta get paid

    Kill me with: An Eight Iron
    whether eight ironed, or wedged in the sand/
    ima eagle amongst bogeys, theres no comparisons, man/
    get me teed off, ill wont stroke ya in a fairway/
    i might putt ya offa airplaines for invadin airwaves/
    check the tiger, i aint lyin, get a face full of iron/
    then check the stats im supplyin, pull an ace without tryin/
    bottom line is, im the finest, since they put sand traps in/
    jaw met iron, now jaw crumbled, collapsed in/

    next weapon- gila venom

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Genius Christ
    haha. TRUE THAT.

    Anyway, Stylez, I'll battle you. Just make the thread and it is on.
    Lets do this you rice pudding ass nigga.

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    GENIUS CHRIST....FOR JESUS CHRIST...
    DONT YOU KNOW ..YOUR SHIT ...AINT RIGHT....
    DONT YOU KNOW ..YOUR SHOOTING AT KEVLAR...
    FAR FROM PRODOMINATE YOUR A FALLING STAR...
    GO SIT NEXT TO YOUR FATHER NEXT TO THE BAR...
    BY THE WAY YOUR TEN SNAKES I JUST CHARMED...
    MESSING WITH A CAT THAT IS HEAVILY ARMED....
    WITH LYRICAL STYLE ..ILL TAKE OVER YOUR FARM...
    YOUR WIFES OUTSIDE.. BOBBING ME IN YOUR BARN..
    SORRY I CAME AND I DID NOT WARN,,,,,
    BALLAD BALLISTIK FUCK AROUN GET YOUR WRIST SLIT...
    OVER............
    ITS ALL GOOD NOTHING PERSONNAL........
    IT COMES WITH THE GAME......
    BY THE WAY LORDANK IS ANOTHER STORY....
    IM GOING FOR THE GUTS AND THE GLORY...
    BY THE WAY LETS GET BACK TO THE WEAPON CATEGORY...
    NEXT WEAPON:
    BROKEN BOTTLE.....


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    mic check 1 to my seczi papi da wun da only
    RockD is the only one dat swole me
    got me hidin in cornaz trippin ova my pants
    like i jus booted an ounce left in a trance
    takin da bottle 2 da face aint no time to waste
    mess wit diz kat n ima give u sumthin to taste
    here kitty kitty... ya sound real pucci 2 me
    go thru diz cycle n ima make u bleed
    gimme dat shyt n u gon it across ya grill
    undergo vicarious punishment n split ya shyt until
    i take ya glory n you get gutted out
    da way my tung flows you'll get worn-out
    without a doubt im not mistaken
    lightly i shall not be taken
    u woble and scavange but i'm a bigger savage
    spitt in yo face niggas like u i ravish
    i manage to assassinate and decompose mcees
    and then this corn niggas try to walk up to me
    but "i dont fight i dont arguee i just hit the bitch wit a "bottle"
    he stumbled and mumbled and wtf he tired to cuddle
    so i shanked him wit the broken part of the bottle
    body laid limp and dead but just fo fun shot em with a hollow
    sorry for him didnt "live to see 2morrow"


    fuq wat u hurrd let diz shyt marinate
    n when u ready 4 it then step 2 da plate!!!
    holla atcha gyrl early!!!!
    *~* mami d n rock d *~*


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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    GRILLE AND BLEED ..REALLY DONT RHYME...
    HERES SOME FLOSS.. ILL SHOW U THE SHINE...
    LIKE A BOOT ...IM UP YOUR BEHIND...
    IM CLEAN AND CRISP.. UNLIKE YOUR KIND..
    IF YOU DIDNT HEAR ME.. LET ME REWIND....
    LIKE A BROVADO ..ALWAYS ON TIME...
    LIKE A CONTRACT... WHERE DO I SIGN....
    BEFORE I DO THIS ..I MUST SIGH....
    CAUSE I GOT THIS...CHARRED MAMI...
    LOOKING TO DIP ..INTO MY SUPPLY..
    FLAMETHROWA..POINTED AT MY EYE...
    I AINT HAVE TO KILL HER ..SHES READY TO CRY...
    NEXT WEAPON:
    AIR SUPPLY...
    "BALLAD BALLISTIK"FUCK AROUN AND GET YOUR WRIST SLIT...

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    nah ballad da rhyme was bleed n me
    but doze 2 against me aint likely
    spite me --- your rite im filthy n impure
    cut off ya air u can no longer endure
    take dat shyt out me n fart da boot out
    step in sum shyt n kick u in ya mouth
    now try n spit but be careful what u say
    cuz u talkin hella shyt but dont let it spray
    yea, i no u want me 2 stop
    but plz.... hush..... dont talk
    slittin wrists 4 b*tchez ima slit ya throat
    tell you all about it but then again on that note
    ima stand above ya n ryde ur d*ck ur hopin
    fuqq nah ima cut ya sh*t open
    inhale....exhale that has come 2 a stop
    now u da bottom fill i'm da cream of the crop


    n/w: spatula
    ~ mz lux ~

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    seczidarq biting more people then dracula
    ill leave ya scrambled like eggs, smack your head with the spatula
    im the big tuna, big kahuna
    ill smoke u up like buhda, im dangerous like bermuda
    triangle, mic chord strangle ya, you're choking
    angel of death, took your last breath, you're broken
    shattered, blood splattered when the butcher swings his weapon
    spacula or butcher knife, it dont matter, get the steppen



    next weapon...........chainsaw
    but see i gotta get paid fully... whether its truthfully or untruthfully.
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