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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Killed ya with my saw and chain causing pain as it left a red puddle of blood too big to be a carpet stain, Shipped and sold cause no body was told that your body was dropped like some fake colombian cocaine. Match plane went up in flames of reality, The massacre was in texas but it switched like "Da Butcher" did when he changed his sexuality. Brutality was honest and other mc's said they understood, cause we all know gay fags freestyle with a name like "Hollywood".

    next weapon : your freestyle
    "white crane style"
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    lines just drop like tetris u the bug under the scope
    feelin surounded by rows yo ass has no hope
    how dare ya kill my beautiful woman wit a spatula
    i'm the one sukin her like dracula
    but for ob3y theres no where to go he gettin murdered by my verb-al
    libs gettin squished he tryin to throw the towel
    enver my e-qual i'm the mcee of high calibur
    i kiled himl with a freestyle chopped his body wit tounge excalibur
    his rusty sword tried and stop thee but there is none that can stop me
    SecZiDaRq the only one that can ride D
    now the next fool gotta try me but i will not fall eas-aly
    next weapon: a pizza from Italy

    i'm sorry baby for callin you such a awful name i changed it i luv U
    ROCKD IN THE HAUSE<- WU-TANG SOUL MENACE

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    (kind of a story but look at diz)

    "LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!! LISTEN..."
    baby... yes, it's tru dat you cant fall easily
    but ima be da b*tch das gon make u drop 2 ya knees
    please.... yes.... papi.... take dat sh*t
    bend me ova --- fuqq my hard --- make me scream "oh sh*t"
    yousa pucci bandit, yea da 1 n only RockD
    hidin undah covaz cuz i suqq you so viciously
    i'll make you see circles while detaining u wit handcuffs
    n a flick of my tung will make you go "cukoo 4 cocoa puffs"
    i'm seczi n curvy, dont you realize.... look at me....
    n jus lyk luda did n "take u 2 places u only see on tv"
    take a trip 2 japan wyle we run in2 a gyrl das asian
    let u sit n watch while she liqqs me where im shaven
    dragon --- i can't be tamed no wun can put out diz fire
    da heat frum me will make u shut dat shyt up n retire
    ok ok ok let's visit spain n go 2 sum pueblos
    mah pucci get so hot dat i can roast up marshmallows
    nycka im da matador so ima show you what to do ok
    tug u by da horns, bull, come on ole ole!!!
    now what was da weapon again oh yea a pizza pie
    this will be kwik bcuz "u r da weakest link... goodbye"
    Let's go to Italy where we can wine n dine @ da best spot
    lil did u know ur da student n you will be tawt
    that im hot n ur not but this wuns gonna b my treat
    jus for wunc im not gonna be da main course dat u eat
    ima prepare your meal n be a lil nervous
    but oops i slipped sum poizan that u aint much notice
    also threw on sum toppings 2 bad ima be a widow
    o well bon appetite or in italian buon appetito
    you start 2 devour dat shyt while behind you i stood
    a smirk on my face "awww baby, u dont look so good"
    beads of sweat rest upon your forehead
    little did u no ur azz was bout 2 be dead
    i spread my self wide den hop up in front of you
    den shove ya mouf on my cl*t a gyrlz gotta get her nut 2
    you're makin kitty happy das da only thing you kud do rite
    i finally bust on ya chin just enduring all my delight
    you have a little time left so i move ur head away
    den slam ya head in da pie so you fuqqin suffocate....


    - - - - - "parting is such sweet sorrow" - - - - -

    its all outta luv tho n sumbawdy had 2 do it.... plus had 2 keep da thread goin..... n/w: a salt shaker
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    i 'm the pepa and the spice
    i c u aint tryin to eat nice
    so i'm but some 4NCL salt solution in yo bottle
    mixed wit some ether for you to swollow
    shake it and mix it with sulfur and nitrogen in a bottle
    u lines follow stories like mark twain
    and this story goes that with a salt shaker i brought the pain
    u have none to gain but "hard dick an buble gum"
    as iu intake from the salt shaka it desolves yo gumms
    u stomach feels numb no tums can help or is it
    that the salt u intake was chemicaly explicit
    to anhilate and desimate rivals
    but my woman instead took of it now gone is her vitals
    sign are flatlined breath becomes short and stiff
    i tried to kill my enemies but oops their goes my chix.
    ROCKD IN THE HAUSE<- WU-TANG SOUL MENACE

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    n/w : computer mouse not the cord
    ROCKD IN THE HAUSE<- WU-TANG SOUL MENACE

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    i hit up the electronics store to what they got in store for you pussy punk bitches/
    i raid yall house and scroll down ya list taking all ya riches/
    but i need a new mouse pad so i replace it wiht your head/
    and the bad thing for you is that your not even dead/
    i surf the net for hours on end until i get fed/
    i start teh latest trend, "roll the mouse around RockD's head"/
    by now yalla sped havin everybody thinkign you been inbred/
    end ya short session of a life with a double click/
    runnin shit up and down your face like bitches get my dick

    n/w: spoon


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    start teh latest trend, "roll the mouse around RockD's head"/
    by now yalla sped havin everybody thinkign you been inbred/

    lmao idont understand it but its funny lmao
    ROCKD IN THE HAUSE<- WU-TANG SOUL MENACE

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RockD
    start teh latest trend, "roll the mouse around RockD's head"/
    by now yalla sped havin everybody thinkign you been inbred/

    lmao idont understand it but its funny lmao
    haha, yeah its whatever whatever, its peace


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    cooked up like coke on the block/
    i got that spoon, you got the rock/
    i sent aftershocks thru ya bread box/
    mentally, i will bend you like kids in the matrix/
    exhibit vivid patience like jail house waitin/
    yeah, ill scoop out ya heart with a rusted metal shank/
    soaked to bone in crank, you's a heartless fake/
    so dont challenge the armor with silverware, beware/
    or ill be forced to spear ya words wit sterling silver flair/

    next weapon: 50 cent's spent tampon

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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    check it

    Don't ask why- I was digging through the trash and Found 50's tampon
    the shit was dried up stank n' sticking to lloyd banks strap-on
    I was like "yo what the fuck" then I found a Picture featuring Young buck
    in position trying to suck some big nutz grasping some black buttz
    the pose was mad gay yo
    he was getting tea bagged by tony yayo
    I don't know what to say yo
    I just freaked- called Invincible armor " yo come out to the streetz-
    I was digging through the trash cuz it's where I stashed the heat
    found something I swear you'll say it's neat"
    I started diggin around some more- what i discovered next?
    A tape recording of a whore- sounded like Olivia Newton being sexed
    getting hit by someone long with a thick dong- dam she's singing
    somthin like the Wu cuz she's screaming that she's creamin
    that hoe was dick fiend'in for mo semen and more cocks
    I swear I heard some catz that I know from down the block
    dam
    invincible walked up and I showed him my find
    "hey give that tampon I want it! it's mine!"
    I handed it over without fight or a fuss
    "i can sell that on ebay- tonight it's a must
    I can get $100 dollars if it's authentic blood and crust
    peeps online love 50 with such passion and lust
    Invincible was so happy he started to cry
    but he didn't know the pad was infected- he was going to die
    You should have worn gloves before touching that tamp- son
    cuz I just murdured you with aidz and that's how my rhymes done

    Next weapon- Lloyd Banks Strap-on

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    that was funny shit^^^^^good job


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    funni shyt soldier.... u got dat!!!

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    ima let some one else kill you some one please hurryy...yea that shit was funny
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    Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RockD
    ima let some one else kill you some one please hurryy...yea that shit was funny
    RockD? betta yet Jo.. I herd u sloppy.. juss like a hurricane u cant stop me..
    I drop heat like sun.. meltin da weakest above.. smelted from freez u shud run...
    ya health deplete as I gun MC's who bluff I had enuff I grab tha put slap u up then run..
    have facez shook white like kluklux.. I took flight ma career look tyte.. crook on a mic..
    Book ona ryme.. look to ya mind find linez embedded one time like lead enter hedz who front..
    who what.. when.. were.. ya freindz iz hea.. but I blast em into next year.. ya bess be scared..




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    Quote Originally Posted by Aclikyano
    RockD? betta yet Jo.. I herd u sloppy.. juss like a hurricane u cant stop me..
    I drop heat like sun.. meltin da weakest above.. smelted from freez u shud run...
    ya health deplete as I gun MC's who bluff I had enuff I grab tha put slap u up then run..
    have facez shook white like kluklux.. I took flight ma career look tyte.. crook on a mic..
    Book ona ryme.. look to ya mind find linez embedded one time like lead enter hedz who front..
    who what.. when.. were.. ya freindz iz hea.. but I blast em into next year.. ya bess be scared..




    jussa freestyle
    wack nigga u done pulled the wrong trigga
    shot ya self, you out of my liga
    go figa that this punk gives himself dome
    go do yo gay shit and use loyd banks strap on
    me soft neva info is misconscrude
    childish boy get fucked up wit out lube
    not catholic but i'll devinely wash ya
    dont want beef but like hamer i'll smash ya
    ROCKD IN THE HAUSE<- WU-TANG SOUL MENACE

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