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    I said use a feather quill...I didn't really hide it
    I didn't think I'd have to put "next weapon" beside it
    Fuck your X-Box....try again to make me bleed.
    Don't come into this thread if you can't fuckin read.


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    sigh

    next weapon: feather quill


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    considered playin metaphorical shit, killin fools with rhyme//
    But assholes dont be understandin it, Aint got the time//
    So I might just stab you in the eye wit my feather quill//
    Real blunt like that, "Does it hurt?"... It will!//
    Nah that aint my style, need another route in ya//
    real smooth and sly, like a muthafukkkin ninja//
    Tecknowledgist??! Name says you fake at mackin//
    Blow my quill from the palm like the chick from Enter The Dragon//
    Whips into ya juggular, sprays like an IV drip//
    You turn white, your life force has been stripped........
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    kill me with 8 Diamonds
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    andy_gza, change your name to shit_for_poems
    You don't like my fuckin name? At least I picked my own
    Gotta finish my mission before the new day
    Check the fool's avatar, says he's from the UK
    Headed to Buckingham Palace on the main island
    Strangled Liz II with her necklace, jooked its eight diamonds
    Saw andy_gza coming out of a bar in Liverpool
    These eight diamonds should be adequate to kill the fool.
    Flicked the first at his dome like an ice rocket.
    He turned and saw it pierce his left eye socket.
    He fell to on knee, looked up with his right eye
    I grabbed three more and threw them right through his tiedye
    Garments. Grabbed six pounds from his coat
    And shoved the last four diamonds straight down his throat.
    He drowned in the blood from his own esophagus
    Next time don't laugh at the name Tecknowledgist.

    next weapon: Democracy


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    Laugh at your name?, Muthafukka I pity you//
    Think I'm scared muthafucka? Here's how I really do//
    Several of me appear, spittin philosophy//
    WHo names the victor? ME. I'm my OWN democracy//
    thinkin you clever, actin like a professor//
    You jus' lifted your head.. Worst neck protector//
    Andy number 1 sees you in a dark alley//
    Meet the undertaker "hailing from death valley"//
    Andy number 2 spots you hangin with your crew//
    Reaper comin closer, What;'s a brother to do?//
    Andy number 3 sees you actin like a fag//
    Knock your adams apple in wit a shaolin finger jab//
    Should I carry on? no need, I think you get tha picture//
    carryin out righteous work like moses and the scriptures//
    A whole army of me tearin your ass the fuck up//
    While you scared all alone bitch, Democratic or what?//
    Now your stupid lyin ass assumes I'm from liverpool//
    Whilst I'm balls deep in ya moms, "tally ho", ignorant fool//
    Last edited by andy_gza; 02-11-2008 at 05:53 PM. Reason: spelling
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    next up: gold digga
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    I don't care where you're from son, pick up the pace.
    I'll make this thread your final resting place.
    Your parents don't love you; your mom's a gold-digger.
    Pops knocked her up by mistake, said: "Shit. Go figure."
    Threw her out on the street, put her jewels up for auction.
    Your mom said: "Fine" and put you up for adoption.
    Twenty-seven years later, she's got a new 'hubby'
    He makes seven digits, this shit is too funny
    So I grabbed my scythe; its blade works clean
    Looked into her eyes, watched her face turn green
    One swipe of my scythe, her head hit the ground.
    So...who the fuck's the worst neck-protector now?
    Grabbed her torso, found Andy 1 in the darkness.
    Beat his ass down with his mom's pale carcass.
    Andy 2 ran, he was too scared for battlin'
    Tore his mom's leg off and threw it like a javelin
    Cut him in half. Andy 3 cried: "TECKNOWLEDGIST!"
    The third you was crushed by your own mom's wallet, bitch.
    So fuck your democracy. All three fell victim.
    I only need one of me, and it's called communism.


    next weapon: Rubik's Cube


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    That one you is communism? Thought you was tecknowledgist//
    You spend half your fuckin raps makin sure we know the shit//
    wonderin how many more times you'll rhyme it with aesophagous//
    Here's one for free: Try rhymin in carcophagous//
    where I already put you down twice G, Here's the basic Gist//
    Feather quill, a fuckin concept, you must at least be pissed//
    Already died two times, three times is fuckin freddy shit//
    Come on dont be shy why you hide behind that title Bitch?//
    I'm serious I wanna know your real name, TOm, DIck or Harry?//
    Style similar to that of my Great aunt sally//
    Sally is that you? Got a lovely present for ya//
    Its a puzzle cube, to explain it all would prolly bore ya//
    Just move the colours around, try to match em all up//
    That's right sally,you doin well, Don't cry, wassup?
    I know everytime you make the greens an orange gets fucked//
    thats the name of the game man, Should be "Rubiks motherfuckin WHAT"!/
    Lookin at it all dumb, mouth open like a star gazer//
    I'll put you out ya misery, switch it for the cube from hellraiser//
    Bout 30 seconds later hooks rip your ass apart an'//
    SO what if I'm fuckin cheatin, That's what you get for startin'//
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    LOL, I'm startin to like this, I never done anything like this shit before!!! Ok I'd like to be murdered with a towel
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    ima rip this duke up, till he pukes guts
    slewed up, screwed up wit a couple of fresh cuts
    your blessed son, gettin blown by sids gun
    your wet dome gets picked up an set on... fire
    scarred with barbed wire, my stance is steel n iron
    mixed with the bite of a lion, stop lyin quit rhymin
    or ill stab your momas hymen, like fuckin nero with a trident
    sids jus a hero kept silent, burn ya with the ultra violet
    iam ultra violent like bush and colin powell
    rude like simon cowell, you,ll get choked with flanels and towels

    nw: showerhead
    Last edited by SID; 02-12-2008 at 11:25 AM.
    Bank heist in Kathmandu, it was a slaughter
    The day Buddha was born it rained tea instead of water

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    you were supposed to kill him with a shower head
    "What is the meanin' of crime? is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Muthafuckaz Everytime?"

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    you aint got a scooby do ya slick???






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    kill me with a keyboard.

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    i kill vza wit the same key board he used to down load songs from gza,
    nigga u wisha,
    pon a star,
    while i strangle u wit the strings on the hiphop hippe's guitar,
    hit hard,
    like when u found out ya moms a pornstar,
    and accepts cash 4 sexual favors at ya local bar!

    n/w
    microwave oven

    THE REAL PCP

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