View Poll Results: what would u do if a bitch removed your manhood thru mastication?

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  • torture her 2 death

    7 38.89%
  • kill her quickly

    6 33.33%
  • knock her out

    2 11.11%
  • slap her

    0 0%
  • call her names

    1 5.56%
  • run away like a scared ass lil BITCH

    2 11.11%
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Thread: what would u do if a girl bit your dick off

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    Default what would u do if a girl bit your dick off

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    accidentally or on purpose its the same thing

    id murder the bitch on the spot, rob all her shit, pick my dick up throw it in some alcohol and run my ass 2 the hospital quick
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    i hope this poll is public cuz id kill her (but) I would probably super glue her fuckin face to some rail road cross roads and urinate on her face while smokin a blunt allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fucked up then make a hot pocket...... then watch dis tricks face get mashed like potatoes and anything else. ONE.






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    how u gonna piss on a bitchs face wit no dick? u gonna squat down over the railroad tracks and get a bunch of burning piss in the wound where your cock used 2 be?

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    if she did it on purpose
    being mischevious and evil
    i would torture the shit out of the bitch. id kidnap her. go to the doc. see if they can fix my dick. go back to where i stored her when i kidnaped her and torture the shit out of her. cut off her clit and tits first.
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    id tie a sharp blade on my dick and stab her to near death with my dick then just set a dog on her to munch on that ... grab her hand and punch a pitbull ...
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    I would prolly just hurl insults at her; tell her she cant read good, etc.

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    wow...this is an interesting thread now....

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    My dick is made of hardened steel...it can't be bitten off

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    I think I would want my money back.


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    some of you act very hard. but are you insane? FIRST i would run to the doctor...i mean even i kill her.....without a dick for the rest of my life?

    while lying in hospital you´d have enough time to think of what to do when your dick is ok and you get out....

    edit: nevertheless..i must admit a reflexive punch, head to knee or sth like that isnt too bad...
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    id cut that bitches head the fuck off soon as i got out of hospital

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    you guys are really runnin out of ideas for threads!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeru View Post
    My dick is made of hardened steel...it can't be bitten off
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