THIS BELONGS HERE.
PISSFLAPS AND DINO DICKS MIXED WITH SALTY SALAMANDER SHIT GRAB A SUTURED CLIT REVERSE COWGIRL TILL SHE SPLITS SALIVA DRIPS ON LOLLIPOP HEADS MASHED TOGETHER UNTIL WE SEE RED OCTOPUSS AND RAPTOR PORN EAT THE ASS OF CATS AND WORMS JAPANESE FLASH GAMES CROSS THE SEAS TO SNATCH FAME.
i'm glad we found a home for you
Last Sunday I became a platinum selling rap artist. Let me tell you the story behind this one, it's a real doozy. I broke into the local coal mine determined to stomp on some lumps until they submitted to my willpower and turned into diamonds. Unfortunately, these places apparently have heavily armed guards these days and they shot me several times. I fell down in the coal and it got all over my skin as I writhed in agony.
Luckily, there just so happened to be a jewish record label CEO strolling through who was getting truckloads of coal to place in poor and impoverished childrens' stockings on Christmas to remind them of the awesome presents their parents can't afford. He saw me flailing in agony, all covered in coal, and spotted my handy snotrag in my back pocket that I've carried since I picked up the habit from my grandfather. Of course, lots of blacks and mexicans like to wear these snotrags on their heads, color coordinated to signify which snotrag wearers are affiiliated with fellow snotrag wearers. He put two and five together and came out with eleven: I was obviously a gangsta rapper who was shot down in some sort of drug deal gone awry. Which means, in jew CEO language, that I immediately needed a record deal to capitalize on the monstrous black-people-who-got-shot demographic that's been sweeping the nation.
He used his powers of tax evaluation to wrench the bullets from my chest (assumedly the same powers he used to crucify jesus) and wrote them off as business expenses on my tax forms. I thanked him for his help and asked for some spare change; he vehemently denied me of the scant few pennies and nickels in his Armani suitcoat pocket. I don't hold it against him, though. It's in his dirty jew blood.
krizy i would eat a fart out of your ass providing it was created by digesting a carne asada burrito.
This place gets more complicated everytime I come back...not a fan of this sub-forum thing.
krizy can you just pee on me next time we hook up. kthx
CID DIGITAL for dumb, deaf, and blind mod!
The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20)
ive been saying that for like 7 years now.