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    Default Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    ROUND 1:
    [Xtadas]
    Look, this cat Intellekt ain't as smart as his name implies
    This muthafucka tells more lies than beaten husbands with black eyes
    You ain't raw, muthafucka, now your goose has been cooked kiddo
    Couldn't drop knowledge if he tossed a book out a tenement window
    Couldn't spark a thought if he lit his brain with a spliff
    Couldn't drop heavy if he tied an avil round his ankle and jumped off a cliff
    I got punches for days, how many rounds you want?
    I'll take it back to the thrilla in Manilla, and you can be Foreman for sport
    So please believe that I'll relieve myself on ya sleeve
    And make you wipe ya nose, suffocate you with my seed
    I'm a calm muthafucka, until I get riotous and violent
    Connected, for ya funeral, I'll get Yitzhak Perlman to play the violin
    I end more careers than a sexual assault conviction
    Xtadas also known as Gary Condit, I'll leave you bitches missin'
    Reminiscin' over you, just another page in my novella
    You couldn't screw me out of money if your name was Jerry Heller
    I drop jewels, you drop coal like Santa does to kids with bad behavior
    I'll smack you twice for every time that you call me a hater
    Get your own DJ to pop my record on the deck and switch the fater
    20 bars, cuz it was time for Intellekt to meet his maker.

    [Intellekt]
    If Im Such A Clown On The Forums, Spawn This Scripture And Regulate Ya,
    Transform And Disown Your Charecter, Mutha Fucka Im The Violater

    Vandalize And Vaporize Your Spiritual Type Biblical And Baracade Ya
    You Die And Try With Jesus To Walk Vertical, Even With A Cain You Wouldnt Be Abel
    Have You Runnin From My Chrome Silver Sable, Heart Cables Catch A Blood Clot
    Blood Pumpin, Glock Catches Hot Signals With Heat Seakin Bullets To Snatch You.....
    .....On The Next Block, Hollow Flocks Pierces More Then Air, They Sneek Till You Drop
    Reaper Of The Dark, Intellekt Guide With An Phantom Mind, Fuck 1 Round, Lets Go 2.....
    ...I'll Meet You In The Next Spot, The Virtual Stage Where I'll Whatch your Body Rott
    You Feelin The Best? Maybe i Should Etch A Skull On My Chest, Punish With Sentences
    Just Cope With My Relentless, Illa-NOISE Ya hopin, It's Intellekts Frequncey That Gots Your Mind Open.............................................. ..................................................
    To Spit Thos Rhymes, Seem Like Desperato Cause, Their Hangin Off The Edge Slopin,
    Bairy Ya Noise In Coke Like An Avalanch, Ya Chokin When You Spit, No Advatage, Intellekt.....Rocked This Shit, Fuck ,To Be Continued Wait And Light Your Splif
    Just to Keep A Hush Puff On Ya Lips.......................................

    ROUND 2:

    [Xtadas]
    You wanted a second round, whining on a bullshit tip
    To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped
    This shit is more than a route, you should have listened to Sun
    After I end ya battle career, you'll have more than enough time to write that album
    I laugh at you, muthafucka so insecure, he's gotta call Tuco out
    That's my brother, you got beef with him, I'm takin' liberties with ya moms on ya couch
    Just check my throne, and your low placement
    Your word wouldn't be Bond if you tried a Sean Connery impersonation
    I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
    Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso
    Couldn't sell a wheelchair to Christopher Reeve
    Couldn't give a preteen to a Catholic priest
    Xtadas a beast, you ain't shit but a cockroach with two legs
    Five percent? I'll take your arms, legs, and snatch off ya head
    It's been said that I've been a little too hard on you with my rhymes
    I'm sorry, how bout I pay for the Kleenex every time that you cry
    My style be off the chain like stray dogs, you took an L like weed thieves
    Caught a reprieve from me cuz two rounds is too much to beat you easily
    Fuck a six-shooter, here's twenty bullets to your brain, friend
    If I'm winnin' unanimously, shit, then you can't really whine again...

    WAITING ON INTELLEKT...

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
    =Akrobatik

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    well obviously we can't "vote now", 'cause he isn't done

    do you agree?

    weLL you should!

    oh, you want to fight?

    naw, we could be friends

    OmO < Idiom

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    Where's Intellekt?

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
    =Akrobatik

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    WEll.. so far... this is barely a BATTLE... Hardly any effort on either side... Even tho... Xtadas started off with sum luke warm shit...

    ANd man.. I KNOW u can come better.. I heard ur shit... and know u can drop hot, when ya feel like it.. So, Go on and DO IT THEN!

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    you disordinated? your not above me, you couldnt be fly if u incorperated aerodynamics in your rhymes,
    your in limbo, and im whatching u drop slowly,
    like punchlines that are felt, with the hand of God or Bardelbi And Loki,
    yeh i called TUCO a bitch, cause hes bitch made, only talk shit to get...
    ..his dicks tucked between his legs, scared like trick for NOT gettin laid
    Xtadas your punchlines wouldnt make me bleed if you punched wholes and me
    ....and pumped my viens full of Kool-Aid
    read my quote, im setttin all these pussys strait with 2 shades of grey
    and 1 shade of white, thats the light at tunnle of me finishing this battling fight
    if you want a real convosation, check my thread a serious discussion of Real...
    ...so you know what NOT to write, your wannabe missles couldnt take down my flight
    your felt, with no reprecussion, your bar patterns lack of what i got...
    ..the insight of a psychic to who shot and got killed to figured to the plot
    ahh man u got me blushing, u tured down a 2 round thrice....
    you had 3 days to write 16 bar will, well then, i'll take your mind, soul
    and bodily organs and leave all the other materials for your family to view at Latter-Day Saints with mormans
    your a back stabbing bitch, bringing the hate out, the beef so you could cook
    man, actually this is a fuckin relief, at first i thought u were true, after i reviewed your rhymes
    i knew u took one look at mine, and i bet in only took one second for your mind
    to suggest to your teeth "its biting time"
    your puchnes are childs play, take your ass back to the Latter-Day and Xtadas..
    ..just pray that the votes DONT sway your way.....
    if so say good-bye the disciples cause PIR are the Saints
    to bring down your hate and leave you inda middle of no where like the letter H



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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    u shouldnt of been so over confident Xtadas....it makes you look dumb for startin beef with me, u should let shit be and grow the fuck up


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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    intellekt you get ma vote....
    Xtadas you were ok but yo rhymes look to be some pre-prepared shit. dont take it the wrong way but was that a freestyle? if it was I apologise but some of yo calls seemed to be pre thought of. correct me if im wrong.
    peace












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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
    Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso
    Couldn't sell a wheelchair to Christopher Reeve
    Couldn't give a preteen to a Catholic priest
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, jus one of the things that had me rollin... def step up from the first verse

    only ok shit intellekt had was the if u had a cain u couldnt be abel, the rest nahhh. especially in his second verse with the "biting time" and that nonsensical threat he made after it, straight up and down wack. same ol intellekt nonsensical punchlines, wtf was wit the koolaid. straight up and down retarded. i aint hating, its just wack.

    summary, xtadas straight killed this fool and thats my word. vote xtadas

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    your talkin beef.....thats my mutha fuckin word

    no beef votes...Skale gets cancelled..peace bitch


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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    So if X says his shit was off the top(which i think was) wiLL that change your judgement?

    how can you judge like that? seems to be BS to me, you claimed a prewrit wit no proof

    innocent tiLL proven guilty son.....

    so on that note X gets my vote..unlike that dude up there which is kinda crazy because
    i wouldn't call those luke warm, i'd like to see you do better...anyway back to topic at hand
    his whole was better formed, punches were a bit more perfected his wordplay was better
    his rhyme scheme was nicer, you were just 1 step behind him.......but nice battle fellers
    and beefing is pathetic so don't get caught in the mix of that bullshit, elevate instead of hate
    to create a better mindstate above the fake....

    battle again sometime, i enjoy reading you's battle...

    have a good day my comrads

    OmO < Idiom

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    yo i got sum things to say. dis battle wuz good but Xtadas connected more wid me no wut i mean. But in Manilla it was fuckin Ali Frazier.


    v=Xtadas

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    Aiight, I'll be true to my word...there have been no votes for me or Intellekt yet because no one has used rhymes from the battle as evidence for their vote, except for Skale (and I don't know what the fuck is happening there)...so still 0-0.

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    Look, this cat Intellekt ain't as smart as his name implies
    This muthafucka tells more lies than beaten husbands with black eyes
    You ain't raw, muthafucka, now your goose has been cooked kiddo
    Couldn't drop knowledge if he tossed a book out a tenement window

    nice! X

    You Die And Try With Jesus To Walk Vertical, Even With A Cain You Wouldnt Be Abel
    Have You Runnin From My Chrome Silver Sable, Heart Cables Catch A Blood Clot


    what can i say, if u a memeber of P.I.R, apparently you gots to be sick!

    You wanted a second round, whining on a bullshit tip
    To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped

    ^^pretty nice


    After I end ya battle career, you'll have more than enough time to write that album
    I laugh at you, muthafucka so insecure, he's gotta call Tuco out
    That's my brother, you got beef with him, I'm takin' liberties with ya moms on ya couch
    Just check my throne, and your low placement
    Your word wouldn't be Bond if you tried a Sean Connery impersonation
    I've been patient, until you acted like fiends were in the grip of your lasso
    Muthafucka, you couldn't hustle green cards in El Paso

    ^^^damn, why intel beefin with my nigga "sunngod", so this is what i've been missing
    i am now crowning Xtadas the king of "internet textcee punchlines" *tiny laugh at the name*

    vote gotta go to Xtadas

    and kill the fuckin beef (net beef is for lames who have no job or anything to do with their lives *just my definition*)

    some of ya'll cats is older than me and i ain't even on here EVERY FUCKIN DAY LIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW

    much love to both cats

    x done came up alot on here

    intel, you already know what it is

    one
    give it a break, damn

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    My vote = Xstadas.

    First off Im not buddies wit X and nor do I intend to be.

    However, "To be honest, your rhymes wouldn't impress me if they jumped out the page and backflipped" <--- That had me fucking laughing dude. I liked that very much. Plus I felt I could read you rhyme easier. It flowed more. You also had some decent punchlines in there.

    Intellect. Only downfall for me, was it didnt seem to flow together. It should have and I dont know why it never (for me anyway). I just felt I was having to go back and read the same line again. Maybe it was the red? Im not sure. But you had a fucker of a punchline which I thought was the best out of both " Xtadas your punchlines wouldnt make me bleed if you punched wholes and me
    ....and pumped my veins with kool aid" <------ That was cool just pity it never flowed aswell as it started off. (my opinion)


    No hard feelings people. Maybe you all should have 1 more?





    Bring it ek se!!!

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    Default Re: Xtadas vs. Intellekt-VOTE NOW!

    Quote Originally Posted by Intellekt
    your talkin beef.....thats my mutha fuckin word

    no beef votes...Skale gets cancelled..peace bitch
    stfu fag, dispel this fake beef u have with me in your head, u lost fair and square. your "nonsensical rhymes mixed with big words" style dont work in battles or anywhere.

    looks like everyone else agrees, dont cancel out no votes xtadas jus cuz the kid cant handle that he cant write halfway decent rhymes.

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