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    When you're alone with a teacher during detention

    When you're at a gas station and you get some food and give the cashier the money and that split second you're touching hands

    When you picture what someone looks like on the internet and then you actually see them and they're totally different than what you pictured

    When you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and it's really quiet but you still know you can't just absolutely rip a huge one



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    When you share an apartment and make funny poop sounds on the toilet and wonder if anyone heard your disgusting anal soundwaves.
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    when you gotta shit so bad and people keep standing behind you.

    when your jacking off and later that day someone asks why you smell like warm semen

    when you are constapated and you try so hard to shit so you put your legs up but leave the door unlocked and someone thinks the stalls empty and comes in seeing a grown man squating on the toilet with turds pushing through his tiny anie hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by akabobbyd

    when you are constapated and you try so hard to shit so you put your legs up but leave the door unlocked and someone thinks the stalls empty and comes in seeing a grown man squating on the toilet with turds pushing through his tiny anie hole
    Stupid thing about that is that the turd is this little fucker.

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    hahahahahaa

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    WTFFFFFF
    that shits akward.

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    Doin a mature woman u met 1 night, goin home wit a chick a few months later n meetin her maw, who u already met. Nasty.
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    GOD that is sick man. how about having sex with your girlfriend and then after her telling you she has aids but it slipped her mind. that would be akward

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    ^^^That's not awkward, that's criminal.

    - When you're making small talk with someone and you go to part ways, you say "see you later", only to find out that you're walking in the same direction as that person.

    - Being in the same room as two friends who aren't on speaking terms.
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    - You ask someone "how's your girlfriend/boyfriend?" and they tell you that they broke up.

    - Doing the ass-to-face or crotch-to-face walk in a crowded bus/movie theatre/arena, whatever.

    - Talking to someone who will not break eye contact with you.
    Free from the mold, breaking the distance/
    A cause to face fears fraught with aching persistence...

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    arcane got the basic ones that are all true. shits ill!

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    believin in god all ya life..... and then... you realise he doesn't exist.....
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    You jealous because i'm not nice to hoes like you are?
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    Don't be complaining to me when your bitch plays your ass and takes your money.



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    hahah, hey oo2 go online tonight. peace

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    Talking to a girl you like in person and then you dont say anything for like.....5 minutes. The silence is DEAFENING.

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