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    Default Chinese in 5 minutes

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    directions: read these outloud

    (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

    (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



    (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

    (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



    See me A.S.A.P.

    Kum Hia Nao



    Stupid Man

    Dum Gai



    Small Horse

    Tai Ni Po Ni



    Did you go to the beach?

    Wai Yu So Tan?



    I bumped into a coffee table

    Ai Bang Mai Ni



    It's very dark in here

    Wai So Dim



    This is a tow away zone

    No Pah King



    You are not very bright

    Yu So Dum



    I got this for free

    Ai No Pei



    I am not guilty!

    Wai Hang Mi?



    Please stay a while longer

    Wai Go Nao?



    They have arrived

    Hai Dei Kum.



    Stay out of sight

    Lei Lo



    He's cleaning his automobile

    Wa Sing Ka.



    Your body odor is offensive

    Yu Stin Ki



    I thought you were on a diet?

    Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

    "G-Unit's full of bitches
    Banks is a bitch
    Young Buck is a Bitch
    Tony Yayo is a bitch
    Fifty is a bitch
    Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

    i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.

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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    hahaha

    "aint what you waaaaaaaant bay-bay... its what you neeeeed bay-bay.... satisfaction guaranteed bay-bay"

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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    those 3 are the illest:
    I got this for free

    Ai No Pei
    Stay out of sight

    Lei Lo
    Your body odor is offensive

    Yu Stin Ki


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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    i loved this one :

    Stupid Man

    Dum Gai

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

    "G-Unit's full of bitches
    Banks is a bitch
    Young Buck is a Bitch
    Tony Yayo is a bitch
    Fifty is a bitch
    Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

    i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.

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    ahhaa ":P

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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    you guys like cream of sum yung gai?

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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    LOL dam thats some funny ish!


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    Ni hao..

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    Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    your a pedo!

    Fuk im yung

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    they are all sick lmao.
    If I Offend You .. Fuck You I Intend To ..

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    Default Re: Chinese in 5 minutes

    Nice, LOL.

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