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    Default unanswered questions

    1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
    as ghosts but as mattresses?

    3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    4. Is there another word for synonym?

    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

    6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
    crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

    7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
    clean them?

    10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
    silent?

    11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
    apes?

    13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

    19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

    "G-Unit's full of bitches
    Banks is a bitch
    Young Buck is a Bitch
    Tony Yayo is a bitch
    Fifty is a bitch
    Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

    i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.

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    Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
    Why did Judas, rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

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    Default Re: unanswered questions

    Quote Originally Posted by thwak
    Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
    Why did Judas, rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
    this was meant to be a funny thread...
    lol.
    peace!

    I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean..

    "G-Unit's full of bitches
    Banks is a bitch
    Young Buck is a Bitch
    Tony Yayo is a bitch
    Fifty is a bitch
    Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

    i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.

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    funny, especially 1st one

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    Default Re: unanswered questions

    2 most mysterious questions:
    1.where do the dust gets from??
    2.where do all the money goes to??


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    Quote Originally Posted by MantiZ
    this was meant to be a funny thread...
    lol.
    peace!
    Also meant to be a wu board. Peace to thwak and Ghostface. Classic shit.
    Peace!



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    Why is my dick a lil crooked? lol
    why do i grow long hairs on my balls but not on my elbows
    if a spiderman movie can be made, why hasnt a sanford an son movie been remade?
    Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God couldn eat?
    Was there ever anyone by the name of Dirk Diggler?
    why am i blessed wif a big dick?
    Walk In My Shoes, Hurt Ya Feet, Then Yall Gone Know Why I Do Dirt In The Street.

    "Shorty gimme more a u, ill take on 4 of u, plus 44 of the 48 laws for u"

    "The Future is a mystery, the past is history, today is a
    gift thats why its called the present"

    Um on 7 Mile Ridin fuckin Dirty

    Cass Corridor as well punk


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    Quote Originally Posted by triggahappy187
    Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God couldn eat?
    This had me rolling

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    why do signs at schools say drug free zone? do they give you free drugs? been wondering that for so many years

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    ^^^ omg, this guy is crackin me up, akabobbyd

    Why'd they come up with the witness protecton?
    Why did the Terminator win the election? come on pay attention

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    how come we shit green sometimes? not sayin i do, i keep it red

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    is michael jordan's balls hairless like his head?

    does my grandpa in china have 4 fingers from making the hairless balls michaels shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ufa
    2 most mysterious questions:
    1.where do the dust gets from??
    2.where do all the money goes to??
    Haha simple

    1. It's made from those little ass insects and they shit out dust
    2. To the rich (most of it) :P

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    Shit thast crazy aha

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    Answer the Questions

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