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    stomach is growling
    pantry is scarce and empty
    rza please send grits

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLEMASTERR
    i met her online
    we met in person last night
    we fucked true story
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    is she just a ho?
    or am i the slutty one?
    my dick says fuck it!
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    shes giving me head
    base to head, hole in her head
    i'm holdin her head
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    x-rated haiku
    lick your pussy, suck my dick
    69, don't fart.
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    i skeet in your mouth
    some runs down your chin like drool
    now i can't kiss you
    i want to write a nasty haiku poetry book now. lol

    one more.....

    she's kinda ugly
    but i'd fuck her anyway
    pussy ain't got no face

    hahaaa
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    okay last one for real this time. lol

    whats that funky stench?!?!
    god damn girl! go wash your ass!
    and use soap this time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Robbydigital* View Post
    gza plus rza

    its time for me to quiz ya

    would you eat Ms. Rza?
    Haikus don't rhyme


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    Quote Originally Posted by shinobi4227 View Post
    Haikus don't rhyme
    why not?

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    i dunno, rhyming kinda makes it seem so eazy and weak. I thought haiku's was bout only the words you say and getting the beats right, not rhyming.


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    pieces of feces
    experimental exrement
    people, let's all face the facts: RZA's a fool for Digi Snacks

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    ^ that aint no fucking haiku, the first sentence of a haiku has 5 beats the second is 6 or 7 i think, and third is 5 again. Not 5, 9, 13.


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