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    Default Re: Official Most Painful Thing that occured today thread

    Punched myself in the face in an attempt to hit my friend? Or did I?



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    aaaaahhhhhh the good old days

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    ^^^I believe it, happens all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100pr00f
    i saw this vid on the net where a guy was lifting like 500 lbs over his head...he was straining so much is intestens ripped out his ass...the guy spotting him got sprayd wit shit.....

    the guy lifting could not move ..he insides were fucked....nasty...ill try and find the vid if u like
    thats sick.. i want to see it!
    haha! you can probaly google it
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    I was at tkd school tonight...

    i was hot n humid as a mtrfuker
    holding the pads for my master,
    i almost blackout.. wen to hide in the washroom,
    and puked my guts out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akabobbyd
    post something painful that happened to you, someone you know, something you saw, etc.

    today i busted a nut on my myself and fell asleep when i woke up my dick hole was like glued shut and when i peed i almost ripped it outrageously wide
    HAHAHAHAHH

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    ^^ I like how nobody found anything wrong with that untill this thread reached page 3. Haha, that's kinda funny though. My dad accidentally sliced my arm with a steak knife... it sucked ass.
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    ^ What'd he do that crazy shit for?

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    Wow, I didn't explain that very well and it sounds pretty crazy, haha. I was walking down the hall and I passed him and he had a steak on a plate, holding it in both hands. In his one hand he had the knife just kinda stickin' out and the fork in the other. I passed him on the side that he was holding the knife in... no that I think about it, it's totally my fault. We just stopped for like three seconds of dead silence, then looked at each other kinda shocked,then just started laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akabobbyd
    post something painful that happened to you, someone you know, something you saw, etc.

    today i busted a nut on my myself and fell asleep when i woke up my dick hole was like glued shut and when i peed i almost ripped it outrageously wide
    Gotta get a towel kid.

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    tonight i saw the devils rejects and on top of my tail hurtin like a motherfucker, i stood up and almost fell flat on my face. my fuckin legs felt like jelly. i could barely stand up straight.

    aka Ol Dirty...

    I'ma get home, I'ma get there, Make it back even if im caught out there....


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    ^^^ Your tail hurt? hmm, I dont know how to respond to that

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    ^lmao@INS

    well, i got soap in my eye this morning..umm, i run into the corners of walls somtimes, i walk wierd somtiems, when i dun have my glasses somtimes, so when i like turn in a hall or go into my room or somthing, i hit the corner edges of the walls and the entrences, like a shoulder check, ya know, thats common but i ignore it and keep going, but i hate that shit when kids think they're bad ass and do it at shcool, one time some kid shoulder checked me, and i was droppin out that day, i was gettin my books turned in and i was just leaving and some kid strait up shoulder checked me with all my books i was carrying, they didnt fall out but i turned around and said "wtf's your problem pussy" and he looked at me and said "what bitch" and he like didnt do shit, cause hes a pussy, he siad somthing tho when i shoulder checked me, he goes, whatch where your going bitch, but he couldnt stand to his word, just a punk.....

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    so it hurt huh?


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