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    so...saw this today, it was cool...not great really..and honestly its as good as it could have been..the best moments were of course the ridiculous ones..and of course, the nudity..eloels. id still check it out, fairly good viewing experience in general.

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    i saw it on friday and thought it was way better than the expendables



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    I've been waitin for this for years. Still gotta check it out. Gonna do that tomorrow.


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    Saw this yesterday. Typical rodriguez. better than those grindhouse movies.

    I was surprised to see steven seagal, deniro, lohan, alba, and some of the other stars in this movie.

    Movie was centered around immigration in Texas. You got to see a lot of skin. Alba in the shower. Lohan naked for most of her screentime. Hot latina women. Yeah some parts of the movie were so ridiculous it was funny. Deniro plays some Texan Senator who is harshly against illegal immigration. Alba plays as an I.C.E. agent. Cheech makes an appearance as a priest.

    I was also surprised how empty movie theaters are these days.

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    Yea saw this couple mights ago and it was entertaining. Lohan looks so fuckin used n abused tho it isent funny - she might be the next starlet to be found OD'd.

    Danny Trejo gets to fuck Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan and her mom -in one movie.

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    lol Machete was gettin' madd pussy in this movie

    I like it when the guy driving asks machete if he's ever killed anyone and he just looks over. lmao.

    And i like it when he stabs the cop driver with the machete through the seat and then he just twists the machete which way he wants the guy to steer. then he kicks out the back window that comes out super fucking easy and gets out right before the car blows up. Had me rollin'

    And he beats a guy up without even throwing a punch while he's eating a burrito.

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    shit was crazy. i dug this movie alot. like u said typical Rodriguez, crazy action and lots of humor

    the doctor was just talkin bout how long the human intestines are and Machete slices a mofo open grabs his shit and jumps out the window

    "cuban?" "got any mexican?" then Cheech pulls out the fat ass doobies

    so much ill lil shit in this movie, cant wait for DVD, hope there even more extra shit lol

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    Cheech's shootout scenes were brutal & intense, loved that quote before killing the goon "Please father have some mercy!"..."God has mercy..I don't!".

    "Danny Trejo gets to fuck Jessica Alba"

    No they never have sex, at least in the movie.

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    i actually enjoyed it,if u going in just to be entertained and not worry about too much deep detail in a movie,then its for u

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    This movie was awesome, anybody who didnt like it simply didnt 'get it'





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    or are sensitive about the subject matter

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    I loved the girls in this movie

    And after it was over I thought it was great...had it been made at the time it should've replaced Death Proof in the Grindhouse series...IMO

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    i agree with that

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    i loved this one.....

    i saw like half of a grindhouse film....i don't remember it....

    whatsup with those movies?

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    the first one was good, but the 2nd one,ill say is acquired taste

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