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    Quote Originally Posted by I GOT A CHAMBER View Post
    is that ur ass
    My as was my ass the last time i looked at my ass...

    Quote Originally Posted by I GOT A CHAMBER View Post
    wot
    wot..........sits?

    I'll skip over the small talk and spit a freestyle....

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    I'm the pneumatic dramatic apptly wrapped rapper
    No matter how ya see me, I rap way smarter
    Than any MC than ya ever seen before
    Busting rhymes from my glasgow dome down to singapore
    I'm so hardcore, Slamming niggaz faces to the floor
    Ya won't want more of my deplor-able ador-able
    Tomes suped with sonic boom powered microphones
    Topping the ranks of any contest ya set up, Don't let up
    I blast the jet up and watch it blow your whole set up
    Makin the pledge to only drop the 'ledge when i bust these
    Artistic rhymes that simply propel the mental lungies
    Throwing oranges in the air, liquid swords slice em in half
    These ninjas aint got a chance when they aint doing the math
    No questions asked, Mind paraphrased, eyebrows raised
    Enter the battle and get dismantled in so many godly ways
    I left ya dazed for days before you raised the alarm
    Try to snatch the sanscript from my palm, But still i stayed calm
    Ya will never succeed in overshadowing me
    I'm the planetary being whose lines will set you free
    When i drop science, you lions, will reply in defiance
    I control the mic appliance like a crazed scientist
    No one be spittin this straight hitting versatile style
    So I pile up niggaz and send em a 100 miles into exile....KAPOW!!






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    is the dilly yo with the bac end eo
    Sword and mind must be united. Technique by itself is insufficient, and spriit alone is not enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fermi Paradox View Post
    yeah i have, but yours is parallel to the expressions of a gnat. well nice talking sheepish..tada for now
    THANKS FERM I'LL KEEP THAT MIND

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    I'll hit you once, pumpkins slumped from pistol pumps
    Biscuit whiped cunt , flee strapped on a manhunt
    Gladiators how many lumps you want?
    In Lexus slumped, another chump chopped, and dumped
    Luegar manuver mover, make victims eat manure
    Crew of cops webbed, i mediate with the dead
    Who wanna make the list like Craig?
    On the block cock blocking kids from Jenny
    Pussy hitting envy,
    got me sneaking in cribs through chimmney's
    Bend freaks like elastic, their friends recommend me
    My props too numerous like ghetto thugs holding semi's
    Potatoe cutting emcee's by the docs, drops water leaks
    Your majesty is majestic with this magical, and tragical delivery
    Last edited by Mantra; 04-09-2008 at 10:44 AM.



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    Twelve tribes layin at the head of corners in hoods
    Hell razah

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.S. View Post
    I'll hit you once, pumpkins slumped from pistol pumps
    Biscuit whiped cunt , flee strapped on a manhunt
    Gladiators how many lumps you want?
    In Lexus slumped, another chump chopped, and dumped
    Luegar manuver mover, make victims eat manure
    Crew of cops webbed, i mediate with the dead
    Who wanna make the list like Craig?
    On the block cock blocking kids from Jenny
    Pussy hitting envy,
    got me sneaking in cribs through chimmney's
    Bend freaks like elastic, their friends recommend me
    My props too numerous like ghetto thugs holding semi's
    Potatoe cutting emcee's by the docs, drops water leaks
    Your majesty is majestic with this magical, and tragical delivery
    NICE VERSE JTS

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    Ultimo Gizmo Gitmo
    My flow wrestles on the ground/
    Breaking you down
    To enzymes and nuclear peptides/
    My one line stanzas be aptly titled like Cobra Commander
    Examiner him or her furious when I bury this/
    Round off ya dome like the coliseum
    Before the top was blown/
    Back to fractions before the
    Arabic’s and Africans created mathematics/
    Cancerous appeal shielded by lead paneling
    Driven dead Eskimo check the flow/
    Expose ya weakness by the bleakness
    I retread my tires wit bird wire and fire-proof rubber/
    Deep dug underneath the booth
    Relive the future and go back to the past/
    After the math we graphically substitute
    Your angles wit fractional obtuse lettering
    Roman numerals when ever we’re going plural/
    Weaponry exposing frailties in your military application
    Dwindling mental capacity by the fatal calamity
    Our school system is broken and is a joke and/
    Make the most of what cha learn from the block to the internet
    Introspect to retrospect ever flow I rip wit a new dialect/
    Connected through my roots booted through verbalizing rhymes
    While you sucker emcees talk clubs and sodomizing/
    Punk to wise fish bowl kiss my shit hole
    My flow goes and changes wit the wind/
    Leaving more beats spent than when you get drunk or bent
    I end all my sentences wit skills past, present and future tense/
    Hence every emcee to date should rinse their mouths out wit soap
    And then smoke some dope and get blown while they hustle and flow/
    Acting like you don’t know my lines be security against impurity
    Fan the flames like what kind of shit broadcasters brings/

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS View Post
    Ultimo Gizmo Gitmo
    My flow wrestles on the ground/
    Breaking you down
    To enzymes and nuclear peptides/
    My one line stanzas be aptly titled like Cobra Commander
    Examiner him or her furious when I bury this/
    Round off ya dome like the coliseum
    Before the top was blown/
    Back to fractions before the
    Arabic’s and Africans created mathematics/
    Cancerous appeal shielded by lead paneling
    Driven dead Eskimo check the flow/
    Expose ya weakness by the bleakness
    I retread my tires wit bird wire and fire-proof rubber/
    Deep dug underneath the booth
    Relive the future and go back to the past/
    After the math we graphically substitute
    Your angles wit fractional obtuse lettering
    Roman numerals when ever we’re going plural/
    Weaponry exposing frailties in your military application
    Dwindling mental capacity by the fatal calamity
    Our school system is broken and is a joke and/
    Make the most of what cha learn from the block to the internet
    Introspect to retrospect ever flow I rip wit a new dialect/
    Connected through my roots booted through verbalizing rhymes
    While you sucker emcees talk clubs and sodomizing/
    Punk to wise fish bowl kiss my shit hole
    My flow goes and changes wit the wind/
    Leaving more beats spent than when you get drunk or bent
    I end all my sentences wit skills past, present and future tense/
    Hence every emcee to date should rinse their mouths out wit soap
    And then smoke some dope and get blown while they hustle and flow/
    Acting like you don’t know my lines be security against impurity
    Fan the flames like what kind of shit broadcasters brings/
    Not a bad verse either, what peeps fail to realize is you have your own style.



    My evidence, my own testament, written on wood
    Twelve tribes layin at the head of corners in hoods
    Hell razah

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.S. View Post
    Not a bad verse either, what peeps fail to realize is you have your own style.
    thank JTS i guess i was just way too influenced by the beat writers and abstractness of what language could be used. or maybe it was too much odb back in the day anyways good look. let's keep building

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    When you inking joints you singing
    I monster make highly debatable ate cha fables
    Make you more cables than highly tighten stories/
    Out for the glory shown dormates ache fake the breaks
    Make the weights forceful when I Mack without computers/
    Type in dialect rhyme highly set reputable when I crept
    Settle when you dreamt etch a sketch fetch vocab once I hit the slab/
    I ravipop like C-Rayz when you decide to battle me you’ll see gays
    I recite my mantra like he taught the blizzard in MTV’s Made/
    Get wit me kids I video tape you wigs and watch you take a swig
    Thinking you grown to be making decisions given the undeceive wisdom/
    Open your mind like surgery watch you purge so vehemently
    Lyrical anorexia my flow is undetectable like a stealthy nature/
    Norm then bate cha flow out weighs ya like sumo wrestler
    I’m unorthodox wit flows that’s off the clocks when I rocks/
    Knocking on blocks that silent coming wit words so violent
    I’m not reliant on measures doubtful wit no pleasures/

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    ...
    I never hold back, my verbal attack is enticing
    Slappin rap cats for inciting terrible writing,

    Calibrate the sights, then aim my darts at yer heart
    Wicked wisdom imparts from these Intellectual arts,

    So I depart from my craft, calculating complex math
    Yer caught in the flight path, quicker than the aftermath,

    I contort thieves minds, Cartoon brainfreeze on dead leaves
    Controlling man's mind with relative ease, so watch my steez

    Uncanny relative mindsets, blacker than chess, ya king departs
    Smolder the rest with chest darts when I improve on yer moves

    unusual specification with unchartered perception
    With no direction, I'm the immaculate conception

    Born to be wild, when I spit, I get riled
    I compile files that clog up the Nile, So buttplug yer piles

    While all the time, your bein watched with a smile
    So stop staring, Yer mops glaring, Yer heads shined up & daring

    I upstep the intallect, So i'm sparing their brains the mauling
    I'm hauling large amounts of weed for niggaz bongs to get chonged in

    And dis nigga, hes a mofo, said he fucked my ho, yo
    Poppa said she went low low, Lies fly out like flies attending a shit show

    He was a no show when i started the blow the doors off his bus
    Cos I bust off like busta bust but without the raspy cuss

    Sweats' rollin off ma balls when they're getting played like a piano
    Cos I get more call girls than the nigga christiano ronaldo






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    I craft lines onto graphed spines
    in raptor times where dinosaurs lied/
    rhyme wit flows that be prose
    everytime a santza woes i crow/
    cowl wit mics i never cry fowl
    rowdy when yall get outta control and naughty/
    spit wit hogg in the deck pimps
    see when i'm setting to wreck/
    often when i'm gliding through interstate highways
    i'm fired up on the dro getting me low like Kaufman poems blow/
    i grow like Mario and the srooms bugout and lost it
    yall cats get acosted on flags you ain't supporting/
    i'm narcisistic lyrically ambigious fiddling wit figures
    so got damn curious i'm furious/
    don't get nervious this ain't them same ol' rhymes
    this step ya bars up time everytime we rhyme, you rhyme/
    cipherology lyrical strategy imagine me wit the vapors g
    i can't imagine where i'd be after a chick played me/
    i'd prolly wild out on some nick cannon shit
    grip the clip and take it to the range and go derrange/
    now if that sounds strange wait til i come out and play
    i'm half joker, half luthor lyrically skillful enough to slay you in two bars/
    Last edited by SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS; 04-17-2008 at 05:13 PM.

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    the coke song

    no matter wot i do
    i can't get shot of you
    don't matter how hard i try
    just can't say goodbye
    you're always in my life
    you cause me trouble and strife
    i try and turn my back
    but u come back - thats wack!
    you come along when negative
    and turn me positive
    but then when you're gone
    i'm left thinking this song
    and sitting here with no fun
    back to fuckin square one

    its a sad story
    to most of you quite boring
    but some of you will relate
    to this thing i love and hate
    it helps me deal with probs i got
    it makes them look like a dot
    so what should i do
    should i see it thru
    or should i kick it in?
    cos it really is a sin

    like i'm gonna listen to you
    i'll do wot i do
    who knows where i'll end up
    motherfuckin stray pup
    clean up your damn act
    aint that a fuckin fact
    just cos i like that white
    you haters can preach and damn well bite
    its my problem i'm left depressed
    at least i fuckin confessed
    Ol' Dirty Bastard swordplay, Dirt McGirt be pickin up skirts on 4th & Broadway, 70's b*tch be suckin ma di*k, Peurto Rican hoes be lickin ma split, California Mountain Snake on debate
    be givin me head while I'm countin my cake, crushin up an 8th
    of that snow white sh*t, in the Pu*sy Wagon - not hittin tha brakes.....

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    I break emcees out like a paddle
    Play paddleball and youíll be bouncing
    Off the wall like an Adolph Hitler doll/
    Maul you like a pack of lions
    You ainít no king, your weak looking nigga wit fake bling/
    Ya flow doesnít sing ya rhymes donít ring
    Ya lines donít shine and mind doesnít blind/
    When you rewind the tape you donít even bend in wit the mix straight
    My mic is hotter than heat rocks being pitched by Ben Sheets/
    You canít even meet flow wit lyrical intangibles now you know
    Iím an improbable mandible bucking you like a mechanical bull/
    Straight Outta Cuse Town how you feel when I rock my crown
    I got you lost like Orangemen after Carmello left/
    I got you lost like an election after ballots were placed
    You could even finish a foot race against the tortoise/
    The slowest animal on earth facing the dumbest human alive
    Even if you were a nerd you couldnít debrief congress on UFO activity/
    My raps are more relative than
    Any emcee trying act like they have relativity/
    Poetically Iím the ďMichael SavageĒ
    Of rap trying bring the confidence back/
    You couldnít be more naÔve
    Than pungent who come off redundant/
    So donít even dub it your lines are rubbish
    I can magnetically plug it and erase your tape/
    Give more versatility then rhymes coming out the nursery
    How about you give me room to breath before I make you dry heave/
    You best believe my bars are starlight blind you out of sight
    And if you donít gimme credit Iíll dead it faster than any battle in 8 Mile/
    Last edited by SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS; 04-23-2008 at 02:27 AM.

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    showing ya sum love!!

    bumper sticker

    Tables Turn..Which Made it Worse, Engaged N' Searched..
    for a Way ta' Learn, how ta Take tha' Curse of the Weight of Earth
    Incase it Curved, and Strained my Nervous System..
    Rage it Burst, n' Explained in Words how ta Further Wisdom


    Take ya life plus ya afterlife -Bloodshed

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    Iím the isometric rhetorical bright white British oracle
    Mass murder, back burner front page on the chronicle
    Duncesí hat like a conical, the definition of comical
    Making hits from nothing new trying to make it sound historical
    Never released from this constant circle, hurtful, still spinning
    Counter clock wise, rolled eyes, burn ya hands on this gas ring
    That I produce over my lips, shaped like a death kiss
    Shrink my self, dead ya health through ya iris like a virus
    Reappear, with more dead weight, bfg like I was on quake
    Repaint ya whole house with burgundy red with mark spate
    Neil Buccanan, stab you in the neck Crayola crayons
    Literal art attack hit you so hard youíll hit the floor Iran
    Frozen neurons, jean darms, you daughter holding my right palm
    Raise the alarm, bringing harm, 42 lines over my arms
    Victim count, 8 diagonal lines like the bars from my cage
    Bent outwards cos I didnít get enough money for freak show stage
    The high density, entity, essentially on a kill frenzy
    Holy gun blade, night shade bullets soaked in benzene
    Casting 18 spells of thundaga, unholy seed of sparda
    Anti-gods formed the shield a hold, am the martyr in armour
    White trash beautiful, see me at your funeral
    Wearing a full white track suit screaming out fuck you
    My kun-fu, getting my katana stained vermillion
    Killing zombies like leon in a decrepit building..

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