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    Default Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    Waiting for mass transit, heat up, I can't stand it
    Next to another student with an odor so rancid
    Checkin' out a fly chick's mantle
    See her walk away, gets that rear end manhandled
    Scrambled up the street, I could catch the train for twice the price
    Stood back at my corner, spent my other dough on dice
    Precise, fifteen kids fresh outta school
    Standin' there with my bus fare, lookin' like a fuckin' fool
    Vaudeville idiot, Ren and Stimpyin', lookin' stupid
    Horny little pervert next to me struck by cupid
    Same dime from before just walked past me
    Got me schemin', eyes gleamin' on how to get in that ass, B
    Sharp dresser, Charles Xavier head professor
    Jeans only shield on my weapon, dick set like Erector
    Get it? She brushed straight past me
    Stopped and smiled at me, "Adam, you so nasty!"
    Hell yeah, I grinned back like the devil
    Bout to make the chick sing higher than the Nevills
    Ralph Kramden-lookin'-driver rollin' down my way
    Got a free woman to take, save 75 cents I would've paid
    This here don't cost shit, fuck it if it comes near
    Why take the bus down there when I can ride a busdown here?
    We walked for a while, my hand in her back pocket
    She didn't give it a second thought, I was on my third tryin' to rock it
    Had the Rosario Dawson body, Angelina Jolie face
    She whispered things in my ear about a time and a place
    Here we go, she took my hand and led me into a gas station bathroom
    Unbuckled my belt engaged in frotage, too
    She led my hand back to her bra strap
    It was only right the way I would eventually react
    Her back against the wall, we pulsate, gyrate
    Here a knock on the door, who the fuck's makin' me cum late?
    She said, "Keep goin'," I was with it till the end
    Scared by the way this chick made my dick bend
    That was it, we said nothin', she got me to leave
    Washed her face, rubbed my sperm off with her sleeve
    Asked me to kiss her, I told her "Hell no"
    She smacked me in the face and said she wasn't a ho
    Then she told me her folks left for vacation on the seventh
    And I could come through the next day, stay through the eleventh
    Damn! Hold your horses like you just clutched my stallion
    She laughed at me, said it wasn't big enough for half an orgasm
    I was pissed, but pulled up my fly, belt buckled, walked out the door
    Right into a buffed-up dude that I hand't seen before
    He walked past me, saw some dollars folded in his hand
    Goddamn! This bitch was runnin' an after-school program!
    I shoulda worn a condom, burned for a whole semester
    Thought I knocked her up she was already in her first trimester
    Laughed when I heard the news, she had the groupie blues
    No plastic, still recycled and reused.

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
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    Default Re: Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    lol funny shit, good ryhem bro, i can see the similarities with doom

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    Default Re: Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    Uppin'...

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
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    Default Re: Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    uppin

    "Got heat for everybody/watch the microphone burn..."
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    Default Re: Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    Nice story telling!!!

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    Default Re: Fuck the Bus (MF Doom-type rhymes)

    Well discribed, and good context as you kept it flowing!!!!!!

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