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Thread: Gentlemen, a masturbation question. (Pretty graphic)

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    wow... this is some weird shit... haha...

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    how da fuk did you discover this technique. doing an elbow drop on my dick sounds painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emperorles View Post
    When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

    Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

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    ^ haha "HIT ME HARDER OH YEAH".

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    shits not working, you obviously have a very unique gift



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    WTF FSAFA you're a freak


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief 'Broom View Post
    Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.
    lmao


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now
    great thread
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    You jealous because i'm not nice to hoes like you are?
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    Don't be complaining to me when your bitch plays your ass and takes your money.



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    If you can still do it, go on the Howard Stern show.



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    when i entered this forum and read the first posts i saw back then...
    you know... i don't want to sound insulting but... i learned that there are some fuccin freaks here...

    i can't imagine a guy cummin with this technique...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMethods View Post
    HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent

    No he don't.

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    You guys can all go to hell....haha, for reals.....

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    Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.

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    Lmfao, this is pretty fuckin' weird dog, no offense at all.

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    Play Knock out...


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    BUST A NUT

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