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Thread: Gentlemen, a masturbation question. (Pretty graphic)

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    It's a wonder this was not covered in a high school movie yet.

    Better copyright it before a new American Pie movie emerges
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    Real men get 100% naked when they jack off.


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    ah yeah i usually punch my self in da jaw then close da door on my fingers n then i nut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bis Fan View Post
    He has really short arms

    He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

    Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen


    hahaha

    oh shit, this has to be a joke?

    you felt the urge to get one off one day, so you just started elbowing yourself in the stomache... like normal people do...



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    lol
    this is disturbing

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    Elbowing The Stomach Technique Sounds Funny


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    nah for real though..man u have a gift of some sort.................What you described to bust a nut..is not what someone would consider Normal ay..i doubt anyone else on this forum can bust a nut by elbowing there abdomen..serious..Do some googling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now
    lol, ^ the funniest thing ive herd you say.

    this is a wierd one.




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    maybe its like that prostate orgasm thing, bis fan is the expert at that - ask him.




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    come on, this is obviously a joke.

    how on earth can you bust from just elbowing your abdomen? (as far as i know the prostate is no where near the abs haha)

    funny thread, but definitely a joke.



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    He Might Be Some Type Of Wacko
    Looking For A Chance To Heat The Pipe Like A Cracko


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    Quote Originally Posted by x7fifteen4 View Post
    Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.
    maybe it was something about the long dick like shape

    Quote Originally Posted by bigben View Post
    Play Knock out...


    BODY BLOW


    BODY BLOW


    BUST A NUT

    UPPERCUT!
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa

    Quote Originally Posted by Bis Fan View Post
    I been humpin pillows since before kindergarten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Jasper View Post
    Real men get 100% naked when they jack off.
    word up son, and act out the humping

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    Hahaha Ric Flairsonned


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    hahahaha "this is cannibus - remember this"




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