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Thread: Gentlemen, a masturbation question. (Pretty graphic)

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    hump the bed...

    Only bad part is you gotta take a shower and change your boxers after you nut... and probably the sheets too.

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    I just tried this technique in the shower this morning, but now I'm pissing up blood. That's not supposed to happen right? Still feels good though. Holla!


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    When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skampoe View Post
    When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!

    This is insectiality a new form of beastiality WTF?

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    lmfao @this thread.......wowsers

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    Quote Originally Posted by skampoe View Post
    When I Was Little In Puerto Rico I Use To Catch A Fly And Put It On Da Tip Of My Dick And Pull Da Skin Over Da Fly And Pinched It Close So Dat Da Fly Stays Trapped In There And Da Fly Would Buzzz And Flap Its WINGS UNTILL I CAME!!!
    WTF? .....



































































































































    You was little?



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    i meant little like 13.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigben View Post
    This is insectiality a new form of beastiality WTF?
    i havent nutted liked dat ever since i dunno if it was cuz of puberty or wtf but god damn i use to bust off sum thing vicious yo worD!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skampoe View Post
    i meant little like 13.
    I know man, it was a joke.



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    Quote Originally Posted by skampoe View Post
    i havent nutted liked dat ever since i dunno if it was cuz of puberty or wtf but god damn i use to bust off sum thing vicious yo worD!!!
    I appreciate your honesty

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMethods View Post
    I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?
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    *future nominee for classic-section*
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    what




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    Quote Originally Posted by HAN88 View Post
    how da fuk did you discover this technique. doing an elbow drop on my dick sounds painful.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Jasper View Post
    I just tried this technique in the shower this morning, but now I'm pissing up blood. That's not supposed to happen right? Still feels good though. Holla!
    oh my GOD lmaoooooooooooo hahahhahahahahahh
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    Quote Originally Posted by emperorles View Post
    For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

    LOL

    i've been jacking off as long as i can remember and i never did it like that... but i guess i started jacking off because when i was like 5 or 6 i got my first physical and the nurse literally stroked my penis and when i went home i immediately did exactly that everyday of my life until now

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    hahahaha pedafile nurse or every mans dream hummmmmmmmm
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    ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

    I JUST TRIED IT ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT 9 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IT WORKED!! I STILL GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YES, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE!!! (Took me a little longer but no doubt!!! i dont think i am doing it again tho, i dont want problems with my body.) OHHH YES!!!!!!

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