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    Default because urbanIassassin is hilarious...

    I thought I'd blantently post one of his faq-a-scenes. but I'm giving him credit so it isn't that bad or harmful I suppose.

    MAURY: The Supahead Episode.

    *Jim Jones, KRS-One, Kool G Rap, and Method Man all sit in a room backstage on some TV having a conversation.*

    Jim Jones: So why the fuck are yall here?

    KRS-ONE: WELL, the TREE OF "HIP-HOP" guided me to this marvelous land of whimsical wonder after i picked up the phone. Maury was on the end of it, he said he wanted me here to explain the JOY of Hip-Hop to all the little children.

    Jim Jones: The fuck? Aiite then..*moves his chair away from KRS* Why you two here?

    Method Man: shit i don't know, somebody from the show called and said some 500 pound six year old was a big Wu-Tang fan and wanted me to perform for em.

    Kool G Rap: Some dude from the show called me to tell me that i had some secret crush or some shit. I don't give a fuck anyway..i do need somemore HS's though.

    Method: The fuck is a HS?

    Kool G Rap: Head Specialist..

    Jim Jones: Aww dats tight, i like that i like that.

    Kool G Rap: So what you doin here?

    Jim Jones: Maury called me so i could come up here and tell teenage hoes the dangers of teen pregnancy.

    KRS: Very responsible of you Jim, Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jones.

    Jim Jones: ...

    KRS: Hip-Hop wanted to me to tell you that.

    *Krs-One stands up and streches his arms out.*

    KRS: Hug.

    Jim Jones: Naw nikka im straight.

    Krs: Aww c'mon..Hug.

    Jim Jones: Im cool dude.

    Krs: Hugggg...

    Jim Jones: No.

    KRS: Hip-Hop wants me to hug you and im not taking no for answer Mr Jones.

    Jim Jones: No i said! Damn.

    KRS: Im comming over there and im going to hug you.

    Jim Jones: No, you betta not man. You stay the fuck away from me you crazy nigga!

    KRS: Im gonna come over there and im gonna hug you cause it's for the good of hip-hop.

    Jim Jones: Dawg, i mean it. Stay the fuck away from me.

    KRS: HUGGGGGGGGGGG

    Jim Jones: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I WHOP YOUR ASS YOU CRAZY BASTARD! SHIT..

    *Big Tigger enters the room.*

    Big Tigger: *limps over to everyone.* AYYYYYEEEE Sup fellas?

    *Jim Jones stops his fist in mid air and calms down. KRS then runs over and hugs him. Jim brushes himself off.*

    Method: Yao, sup tigga?

    Tigger: Nuttin chillin, anyone else here to jugde a He-She Beauty Pagent? *Tigger limps over to a chair and takes a seat.*

    Kool G Rap: Yo gawd, why limpin?

    Tigger: Uh..basketball injury! Yeah..basketball! I was banging em..uhhh i mean dunkin on em hard on the court! Then i fell after i came down and busted..i mean landed straight on my ass.

    Jim Jones: Yeah that's crazy B.

    Tigger: Uh huh. That's my story and a nikka stickin to it.

    KRS-One: Hip-Hop spoke to me again just now. And she says someone's fibbing....*shakes his finger at Tigger*

    Method: Forget about KRS over there..he's a bit..out of it.

    *The rappers talk some more and then suddenly Maury comes through the door.*

    Maury: Good morning everyone.

    Jim Jones: Maury, it's bout time you showed up.

    Method: Word, look you all got us here for different reasons and now they all starting to sound like bullshit. So why the fuck did you really bring us here?

    KRS: I concur, hip-hop concur's also. What is the true reason behind this gathering..

    Maury: Well..*sigh*

    Kool G Rap: Speak up.

    Maury: Are you all sitting? Good. Well here's the deal, but you all aren't going to like it.

    Tigger: GOT DAMN just tell us already!

    Maury: Well the show we're taping today is about *cough*Supahead*cough* and she wanted all of you here for a *cough*paternity test*cough*..

    Jim Jones: Who? And WHAT?!

    Maury: *cough*Supahead neeeds you all here to take a paternity test*cough*

    Tigger: Say what?

    Maury: *cough*SUPERHEAD*cough*..

    Jim Jones: DAMMIT CUT THE ****IN COUGHIN!

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    Default Re: because urbanIassassin is hilarious...

    I can't believe I read all that shit, funny though, haha, peace.




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    Default Re: because urbanIassassin is hilarious...

    why was Kool G Rap there? he has a wife.
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    Default Re: because urbanIassassin is hilarious...

    haha, I like how KRS was portrayed

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    Default Re: because urbanIassassin is hilarious...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Butter
    why was Kool G Rap there? he has a wife.
    he fukked with superhead before

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