I thought I'd blantently post one of his faq-a-scenes. but I'm giving him credit so it isn't that bad or harmful I suppose.
MAURY: The Supahead Episode.
*Jim Jones, KRS-One, Kool G Rap, and Method Man all sit in a room backstage on some TV having a conversation.*
Jim Jones: So why the fuck are yall here?
KRS-ONE: WELL, the TREE OF "HIP-HOP" guided me to this marvelous land of whimsical wonder after i picked up the phone. Maury was on the end of it, he said he wanted me here to explain the JOY of Hip-Hop to all the little children.
Jim Jones: The fuck? Aiite then..*moves his chair away from KRS* Why you two here?
Method Man: shit i don't know, somebody from the show called and said some 500 pound six year old was a big Wu-Tang fan and wanted me to perform for em.
Kool G Rap: Some dude from the show called me to tell me that i had some secret crush or some shit. I don't give a fuck anyway..i do need somemore HS's though.
Method: The fuck is a HS?
Kool G Rap: Head Specialist..
Jim Jones: Aww dats tight, i like that i like that.
Kool G Rap: So what you doin here?
Jim Jones: Maury called me so i could come up here and tell teenage hoes the dangers of teen pregnancy.
KRS: Very responsible of you Jim, Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jones.
Jim Jones: ...
KRS: Hip-Hop wanted to me to tell you that.
*Krs-One stands up and streches his arms out.*
Jim Jones: Naw nikka im straight.
Krs: Aww c'mon..Hug.
Jim Jones: Im cool dude.
Jim Jones: No.
KRS: Hip-Hop wants me to hug you and im not taking no for answer Mr Jones.
Jim Jones: No i said! Damn.
KRS: Im comming over there and im going to hug you.
Jim Jones: No, you betta not man. You stay the fuck away from me you crazy nigga!
KRS: Im gonna come over there and im gonna hug you cause it's for the good of hip-hop.
Jim Jones: Dawg, i mean it. Stay the fuck away from me.
Jim Jones: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I WHOP YOUR ASS YOU CRAZY BASTARD! SHIT..
*Big Tigger enters the room.*
Big Tigger: *limps over to everyone.* AYYYYYEEEE Sup fellas?
*Jim Jones stops his fist in mid air and calms down. KRS then runs over and hugs him. Jim brushes himself off.*
Method: Yao, sup tigga?
Tigger: Nuttin chillin, anyone else here to jugde a He-She Beauty Pagent? *Tigger limps over to a chair and takes a seat.*
Kool G Rap: Yo gawd, why limpin?
Tigger: Uh..basketball injury! Yeah..basketball! I was banging em..uhhh i mean dunkin on em hard on the court! Then i fell after i came down and busted..i mean landed straight on my ass.
Jim Jones: Yeah that's crazy B.
Tigger: Uh huh. That's my story and a nikka stickin to it.
KRS-One: Hip-Hop spoke to me again just now. And she says someone's fibbing....*shakes his finger at Tigger*
Method: Forget about KRS over there..he's a bit..out of it.
*The rappers talk some more and then suddenly Maury comes through the door.*
Maury: Good morning everyone.
Jim Jones: Maury, it's bout time you showed up.
Method: Word, look you all got us here for different reasons and now they all starting to sound like bullshit. So why the fuck did you really bring us here?
KRS: I concur, hip-hop concur's also. What is the true reason behind this gathering..
Kool G Rap: Speak up.
Maury: Are you all sitting? Good. Well here's the deal, but you all aren't going to like it.
Tigger: GOT DAMN just tell us already!
Maury: Well the show we're taping today is about *cough*Supahead*cough* and she wanted all of you here for a *cough*paternity test*cough*..
Jim Jones: Who? And WHAT?!
Maury: *cough*Supahead neeeds you all here to take a paternity test*cough*
Tigger: Say what?
Jim Jones: DAMMIT CUT THE ****IN COUGHIN!